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pirate demonstration in london

Published June 21st, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

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The Pirates were out again at the Mass Lone demos in London. As well as a demo in support of the FSM, we had demos for “better prosthetics for pirates”, “make talk like a pirate day a nations holiday” and a demo for shorter planks.

The mass lone demos are to highlight the supidity of the SOCPA law which says that people have to get permission to protest outside Parliament for face up to 51 weeks in jail or a big fine.

-Jo S

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Student restores pirate flag

Published June 21st, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

A bunch of people sent me this article about the restoration of an 18th century Jolly Roger pirate flag.

The article doesn’t mention if the student who did the work, Bonnijo Chervensock, is a Pastafarian.

I found this interesting:

I cleaned the flag very carefully, to remove dirt and to return the fabric to a more neutral ph – it was extremely acidic which would be damaging in the long term – but without removing the gunpowder which is an important part of its history.

Having cleaned each little painted fragment individually, I attached each piece onto dyed silk crepeline fabric using an adhesive technique.

I then stitched the consolidated skull and crossbones onto the flag, which had been stitched onto a new fabric.

It makes me wonder, though, what the pirates would have thought of all this painstaking detail work. It seems opposite of the their culture.

When I came into possession of some gold doubloons, I immediately smashed apart the protective plastic case they were trapped in. I used a hammer and a screwdriver. Out of respect.

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You are a dumb shit

Published June 21st, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

You are a dumb shit
how long did it take you to pull this shit out of your fat ass.

Fuck you

Sincerely,
Every sentient being

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Mardi gras 2007

Published June 20th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

Spotted by Christine

hi

Published June 20th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

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Holy Protection

Published June 19th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

 ”His noodley appendage must have been ’round about me, or my auto accident might have been deadly:”

 


 

“Notice his holy symbol, unscathed by the 2:00 a.m. rear impact.  Fellow Pastafarians, may you also benefit from his holy protection.”

  -Rob

 

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FSM on Calculator

Published June 19th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

 I don’t want to know how long this took. I am guessing someone was bored in class. I like it.

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Pirate Fish hidden in Pirates of the Caribbean 3?

Published June 15th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

Hey, I’m just wondering – has anyone spotted a Pirate Fish hidden somewhere in Pirates of the Caribbean 3? Months ago, one of the animators told me they’d slip it in somewhere. I haven’t seen it yet, and no one has told me they saw it yet. Is it there?

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Irreducible Complexity is Reducible

Published June 13th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

From Newsweek

Now that evolution has become an issue in the presidential campaign (in the May 3 debate among Republican presidential hopefuls, when moderator Chris Matthews asked if any candidates did not “believe in” evolution, three hands—Tom Tancredo’s, Sam Brownback’s and Mike Huckabee’s—shot up), it is always amusing when biologists put another brick in the solid wall that is evolution. The latest comes from a study in which researchers discovered clues to the evolutionary origins of the nervous system.

Read it here

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I want to believe, too

Published June 11th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

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As an inveterate devotee of FSM wallpapers, I’ve found that the attached
variation I did on the ‘believe’ image works a little better graphically
than the one currently offered at venganza.org.
Use it if you like it.
Noodle-oo,
Jed

Thanks! – I agree, it’s better.

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