You are a dumb shit

Published June 21st, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

You are a dumb shit
how long did it take you to pull this shit out of your fat ass.

Fuck you

Sincerely,
Every sentient being

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Mardi gras 2007

Published June 20th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

Spotted by Christine

hi

Published June 20th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

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Holy Protection

Published June 19th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

 ”His noodley appendage must have been ’round about me, or my auto accident might have been deadly:”

 


 

“Notice his holy symbol, unscathed by the 2:00 a.m. rear impact.  Fellow Pastafarians, may you also benefit from his holy protection.”

  -Rob

 

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FSM on Calculator

Published June 19th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

 I don’t want to know how long this took. I am guessing someone was bored in class. I like it.

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Pirate Fish hidden in Pirates of the Caribbean 3?

Published June 15th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

Hey, I’m just wondering – has anyone spotted a Pirate Fish hidden somewhere in Pirates of the Caribbean 3? Months ago, one of the animators told me they’d slip it in somewhere. I haven’t seen it yet, and no one has told me they saw it yet. Is it there?

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Irreducible Complexity is Reducible

Published June 13th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

From Newsweek

Now that evolution has become an issue in the presidential campaign (in the May 3 debate among Republican presidential hopefuls, when moderator Chris Matthews asked if any candidates did not “believe in” evolution, three hands—Tom Tancredo’s, Sam Brownback’s and Mike Huckabee’s—shot up), it is always amusing when biologists put another brick in the solid wall that is evolution. The latest comes from a study in which researchers discovered clues to the evolutionary origins of the nervous system.

Read it here

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I want to believe, too

Published June 11th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

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As an inveterate devotee of FSM wallpapers, I’ve found that the attached
variation I did on the ‘believe’ image works a little better graphically
than the one currently offered at venganza.org.
Use it if you like it.
Noodle-oo,
Jed

Thanks! – I agree, it’s better.

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Classroom preaching

Published June 9th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson


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With my attachment you can view Him in my 4th period class as i have advertised him by drawing him on the board. My teacher was very kind to it, and today when i came to class i realized someone had erased it so i re-drew Him. I am going to begin sending out flyers and have currently converted one serious member to His greatness.
please get back to me. RAmen. –Matt

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Jolly Roger Banned

Published June 8th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

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Some neighborhood council in Hampshire banned a man from flying the Jolly Roger at his son’s birthday party.

The article doesn’t mention if he was a Pastafarian, but I would not be surprised. I doubt this was an issue of religious discrimination, more likely just an uptight council. It sounds like he’ll get permission to fly the flag after filing for some permits, but if not, I suggest that he plays the religious discrimination card.

The article is here.

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