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FSMblogs.com

Published August 22nd, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

All of you are invited to join the community Pastafarian blog at FSMBlogs.com. Its still in experimental stage at this point but it is fully functional so we’ll see how it goes.

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Toronto Pirate Festival

Published August 22nd, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

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The Pirate Festival – at Historic Fort York

2007 Dates: Aug 18-19, 25-26 and Sept 1-3 (10am – 6pm)
Location: Fort York – 100 Garrison Road, Toronto, ON

Are any Pastafarians attending? Send me pictures if so, please. Thanks.

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school propaganda

Published August 21st, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

i had a spare class, so i nicked the teacher’s whiteboard marker, with amusing results. naturally, being a catholic school, this was gone within an hour.
-Commodore Angryy

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That’s the best white-board FSM illustration I’ve seen. Thank you very much, Commodore.

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bloons

Published August 19th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

Troy sent me a link to this level in Bloons, a really addicting game where you pop balloons (“bloons”) with arrows. It definitely looks like the FSM. And the level is called named “Noodly Appendage”. So it’s probably not a coincidence.

Here’s the link to the game.

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Live Traffic Map

Published August 18th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

On the top right corner of the page, you will see a live traffic map that Mark Maunder created. It shows where the last 100 visitors came from. Hold the mouse cursor over a dot, and you can see their exact location. I think it is very cool.

You can get your own live traffic widgets from www.feedjit.com

Thank you very much Mark!

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Best FSM Cake I’ve seen

Published August 17th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

Shasta writes:

Yarr!

My friend Becky recently celebrated a birthday, so as a fellow Pastafarian i decided to make her a Flying Spaghetti Monster cake. I thought you might enjoy it, so here’s a slightly fuzzy picture!

It’s a 3 layer half round chocolate cake, with buttercream filling. It’s covered in fondant, and there are two types of noodles – rolled fondant and marzipan. The eyes were made from icing, styrofoam and wire, and the thing was extraordinarily heavy. It took a few days, but i’m positive i’ve never had so much fun making a cake before.

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why is he screaming

Published August 17th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

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Greetings From Idiot America

Published August 16th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

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Here‘s another good article. Esquire takes a look at the Creation Museum in Kentucky. I’ve always wanted to go there. Someday I will make it.

From the Creation Museum website: The Creation Museum presents a “walk through history.” Designed by a former Universal Studios exhibit director, this state-of-the-art 60,000 square foot museum brings the pages of the Bible to life.

But that doesn’t really explain it. It’s more like a bunch of evangelical, young-earth, bible-literalist, Christians got together and said, “what if we made our OWN museum”, and then did it, somehow. That’s what happened.

Esquire’s Charles Pierce is clearly biased against Creation theories. He finds it unlikely that we lived alongside dinosaurs a few thousand years ago *1*, for instance. Despite his close-minded views, it’s a very interesting article and provides a glimpse of the museum and these people who visit.

The dinosaurs are the first things you see when you enter the Creation Museum, which is very much a work in progress and the dream child of an Australian named Ken Ham. Ham is the founder of Answers in Genesis, an organization of which the museum one day will be the headquarters. The people here today are on a special tour. They have paid $149 to become “charter members” of the museum.

“Dinosaurs,” Ham laughs as he poses for pictures with his visitors, “always get the kids interested.”

AIG is dedicated to the proposition that the biblical story of the creation of the world is inerrant in every word. Which means, in this interpretation and among other things, that dinosaurs coexisted with man (hence the saddles), that there were dinosaurs in Eden, and that Noah, who certainly had enough on his hands, had to load two brachiosaurs onto the Ark along with his wife, his sons, and their wives, to say nothing of green ally-gators and long-necked geese and humpty-backed camels and all the rest.

(Faced with the obvious question of how to keep a three-hundred-by-thirty-by-fifty-cubit ark from sinking under the weight of dinosaur couples, Ham’s literature argues that the dinosaurs on the Ark were young ones, and thus did not weigh as much as they might have.)

“We,” Ham exclaims to the assembled, “are taking the dinosaurs back from the evolutionists!” And everybody cheers.

It’s actually a very long article that explores not just the museum, but this whole faith-based subculture. It’s interesting, read it if you have time. i.e. if you’re at work.

The link to the article is here. My footnote is below. Read that, too.

*1* – Pastafarians believe that not only were dinosaurs living amongst us a few thousands of years ago, but that they were tame and sometimes lived inside with us, like pets. The FSM has removed any evidence of this, however, for reasons that we don’t understand and don’t question. If I had a pet dinosaur, he would eat anyone I didn’t like.

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