Paper Certificates of Ordination with embossed gold foil seals are now available. The cost is $25 and includes free shipping anywhere in the world.
The certificates are printed on lithographed paper. Dimensions are 8.5" x 11". If you look closely you can see the FSM creation scene in the background.
Here's what they look like, framed. (Frame is not included).
These certificates are legitimate and your name will be added to the official registry of ordained FSM ministers.
The cost for the paper certificate is $25USD which includes shipping anywhere in the world.
Be sure to fill out the Name on Certificate field, and then press the Buy Now button. You'll be asked for shipping details during checkout.
Lithograph Paper Certificate with seal
Note -- current production time is ~ 2 - 4 days.