Huge Rasterized Posters

This is a great idea. Huge posters can be made cheap and easy by printing out rasterized images. E.g., a 66″ x 51″ poster is printed from 36 sheets of 8.5″x11″ paper.

As an example, check out this 36-page FSM Mural posted in the dorm living room window panes facing the activities hall at Pitt Greensburg.

all hail the fsm
(Thanks to Brendon for doing this.)

You can make your own giant rasterized images using the Rasterbator.

Or, here you’ll find a few ready-made rastorized images. They’re in .pdf format. Click to download:

Pages: 6 x 6 = 36
Dimensions: 1.67M x 1.26M

Pages: 5 x 4 = 20
Dimensions: 1.08M x 0.95M

Pages: 8 x 4 = 32
Dimensions: 1.73M x 1.08M

Print them out, assemble with copious amounts of scotch tape (or possibly duct-tape depending on your mood), and post the thing where everyone will see it.Â Send me pictures/videos if it’s particularly impressive.

124 Responses to “Huge Rasterized Posters”

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101 - February 8th, 2008 at 3:09 pm - Megggie Says:

Too friggin’ cool, man~!
102 - February 9th, 2008 at 10:41 am - Gweni Says:

Wow this is awesome I’m going to have to make one for my bedroom window! It faces the main street of my neighborhood! I have been touched by his noodly appendage! =^^=
103 - February 10th, 2008 at 6:25 pm - Simontology Says:

Does the Flying Spaghetti Monster frown on the eating of Pasta bolognese?
104 - February 28th, 2008 at 11:21 am - Church of FSM Says:

i got one in my bedroom! i have been tuoched by his noody appendage…
he controls my way, we r nothing… all we walk in his pasta way!
105 - March 10th, 2008 at 2:06 pm - PorterHouse Says:

I must say I was skepticle. But earlier today I had a near death experience and while laying on the floor I saw FSM! He touched me with his noodly appendage and I’m now ready to be saved…

Viva la Pasta !
106 - March 10th, 2008 at 7:38 pm - ●Andy● Says:

I ate a big bowl of spaghetti last week. Does that count as blasphemy or worship of the FSM?
107 - April 8th, 2008 at 1:03 am - hilary Says:

I am so glad to have found this site and saved my soul…all that is has been created by His Noodly Appendage!

Ramen!
108 - April 10th, 2008 at 8:51 am - Noodle the hedgehog Says:

there should be one about the “50000 years ago humans conquering the beast that crePt the earth” poster that would be awsome
109 - April 11th, 2008 at 8:31 am - Automated Pumpkin Says:

Love the name Rasterbator. I wish I thought of that one! :)

Ramen
110 - April 26th, 2008 at 12:16 am - Elise the Pirate Says:

wow, when I get a house boat, it will require a large window to display this Noodley awesomeness!
I don’t have a large window at the moment.
RAMEN,
~pirateanarchist
111 - May 6th, 2008 at 3:11 pm - Whitey Ford Says:

I have a noodly appendage…
112 - May 6th, 2008 at 6:59 pm - Highly Sceptical Says:

How retarded do you have to be to believe this???
How much crack did you smoke yesterday?
Furthermore, what makes you believe this is true, and not just a moneymaking scam, for the ruler of this bullshit?
WTF is wrong with you people?
Snap out of it, and rejoin society.
No-one cares your fictional god has bigger balls than any other fictional god.
All the evidence on your evidence page, are merely quotes, probably made up, and yet there is not a single scrap of hard evidence, for your god, and for any other god as well.
Finally, if in a near death experience you see this monster, you need to be locked up.
113 - May 7th, 2008 at 5:51 am - Hojou Says:

I can’t believe how many people think FSM is real, and actually tell you off… lolz Dawkins rulz
114 - May 7th, 2008 at 12:25 pm - Noodly Howard Says:

Shun, shun the non-believer. Shunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn! Shunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!
115 - May 9th, 2008 at 8:05 am - SpiritualHomoSapiens Says:

Woe to whomever speaks against the FSM for He is the only and the last hope hope for whole our human race on this planet. We live on His mercy, we feed on His Love and crave for His Grace. FSM save my soul! Hamen
116 - May 9th, 2008 at 8:17 am - SpiritualHomoSapiens Says:

I think this is absolutely ridiculous..why has a website been created for such a monstrosity! This has obviously been created by someone who was merely bored and wanted to make up a “flying spaghettit monster” It’s gave me something to laugh at anyway! If anyone actually seriously believes that this thing existed maybe needs some councelling? Its basically saying the earth was created by a big clobber of pasta (with a heart and lungs-the basic essentials to live). If you had a near death experience and saw the FSM then seriously..thats because you’ve been reading about it..well either that or you need help!
117 - May 13th, 2008 at 12:52 pm - cool guy Says:

highly sceptical is a r-tard, no one actually believes this
its just for fun
he needs to pull his head out of his arse, and stop being an arse hole
………..RAmen. : )
118 - June 5th, 2008 at 9:59 am - Macaronimt Says:

I think a testament to the greatness of FSM is how easy it is to convert new followers. I wear my ‘touched by his noodly appendage’ shirt out and everyone wants to know about this glorious pasta Monster. When I tell them about volcanoes made of beer and the negative correlation of pirates and global temperatures, they are believers. What other religion can convert so easily?

This is the one true path.
Ramen~~~~~~
119 - June 19th, 2008 at 11:19 am - Irritated Says:

Highly Sceptical. SpiritualHomoSapiens. Hojou. Seriously, stop. We don’t tell you that your beliefs are ridiculous, stupid, insane, or crap, so please offer us the same respect. Religious intolerance is what is ruining the world.
120 - July 18th, 2008 at 10:15 pm - ZebrasPeeGold Says:

If you put enough flour in a nuclear warhead, the mushroom cloud becomes a giant muffin!!

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