Huge Rasterized Posters

This is a great idea. Huge posters can be made cheap and easy by printing out rasterized images. E.g., a 66″ x 51″ poster is printed from 36 sheets of 8.5″x11″ paper.

As an example, check out this 36-page FSM Mural posted in the dorm living room window panes facing the activities hall at Pitt Greensburg.

all hail the fsm
(Thanks to Brendon for doing this.)

You can make your own giant rasterized images using the Rasterbator.

Or, here you’ll find a few ready-made rastorized images. They’re in .pdf format. Click to download:

Pages: 6 x 6 = 36
Dimensions: 1.67M x 1.26M

Pages: 5 x 4 = 20
Dimensions: 1.08M x 0.95M

Pages: 8 x 4 = 32
Dimensions: 1.73M x 1.08M

Print them out, assemble with copious amounts of scotch tape (or possibly duct-tape depending on your mood), and post the thing where everyone will see it.Â Send me pictures/videos if it’s particularly impressive.

124 Responses to “Huge Rasterized Posters”

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41 - December 11th, 2006 at 10:36 am - Doctor Fergonsorlagner Says:

I have studied Pastafarianism and find it very credible. I have a PhD in Public Health and went to graduate school for neuroscience at the University of Iowa. I would like to get a hold on a few copies of the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster in hardback. Bobby-I found your email address on this site and I will be contacting you about the Gospel.

FSM Bless,
Doctor Luther Fergonsorlagner
42 - December 11th, 2006 at 4:03 pm - jeremiah Says:

I have been touched and would like to in turn touch others. How should I approach others, so that I may touch them? Should I approach from behind?
43 - December 11th, 2006 at 8:11 pm - Tina B. Says:

I love all you guys!
44 - December 11th, 2006 at 8:46 pm - Spotted Zebra Says:

@jeremiah
To avoid any misunderstandings with your local constabulary I would suggest that you refrain from touching others with your noodley appendage and allow the FSM to exercise his infinate wisdom in choosing those that would be touched…should you not heed this advice then..yes!…definitely from behind and probably best executed after dark.
45 - January 8th, 2007 at 2:35 am - FSMlover Says:

Does anyone want to feel my tentacles?
46 - January 12th, 2007 at 11:32 am - roland Says:

The FSM has been discovered and welcomed in Yorkshire England! Spaghetti & meatballs in a Yorkshire pudding could be evidence of evolution or if I am intelligent ID? In any case the proof is in the pudding!
47 - January 15th, 2007 at 10:22 am - Satan in a Thong Says:

Doesn’t anyone have a sense of humor anymore? It’s JOKE, you brain-dead idiots! The most ironic comments are the hate mail chastising you for wasting your time on this crazy theory (and what were they doing while composing their hate mail?)
Look at our site…. it’s a JOKE. Did Warlord Dubyah sneak in and take our joy of being ridiculous and silly while he was rummaging through our drawers for “dangerous information”? At least you’re not killing anyone by making people laugh.
It’s funny! In a world of serial killers, suicidal teens, meth addicts, gang wars, road rage, global warming, etc. what’s wrong with a little “Mad Magazine” material? How about a little Mr. Natural?

Don’t grow up! Use your imagination or lose it. See all of the poor souls out there who have already gone over to the side of “all stress and no humor” makes the pharmaceutical companies rich on anti-depressants.

Also, do something every day that scares you.
….Eleanor Roosevelt.
48 - January 21st, 2007 at 6:31 pm - SlightlyDerangedTeanager (musicians with purple hair-dye unite!) Says:

Man, you guys are awesome. I ran across the website completely be accident and was awed by his noodly greatness. If my parents would let me print this thing, I would put it on our roof so all those poor people in airplanes could feel the joy that this has brought me. I always knew there was something mysterious and special about ramen noodles… well, now I know why. I have been touched and will do my best to spread the word. I will praise Him, especially on talk like a pirate day, and will speak to my science teacher about our rights as students. The truth will set us free……
peace, love, and lemons, dude.
49 - January 23rd, 2007 at 12:41 pm - Sir Francis Drake Says:

Hello Everybody,
the Flying Spagetty Monster has been discovered in Germany. I’m a student of Biology and will spead some of your great flyers in our faculty (in the biology and the Englisch Department). I think you are really great, go on like this. I laughed the whole day (and will probably go one tonight). You cheered me up considerably (I had to do a survey on the Evolution Controversy, that’s how I came across you). Greetings and Hail to all FSMs
Francis
50 - January 24th, 2007 at 8:22 am - shane Says:

sup, i think this is a bunch of bull shit but its pretty ill! of all the stuff ive seen this has got to be the coolest, im not gonna convert but i applaud your accomplishments, best of luck!
51 - January 24th, 2007 at 8:27 am - Jingles Says:

Hey Shane, fair enough. Have fun, and it’s good to see you are one of those fortunate enough to have the brains to understand the basic principle of our religion.
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May ye have smooth sailing on your voyages, arrr.
RAmen
52 - January 24th, 2007 at 9:32 am - shane Says:

hey jingles, how much do shirts cost? i can spread the word for you, i have 600 kids at my school who would think this is a pretty cool religion, i mean cmon, what kind of kid wouldn’t want a beer volcano and striper factory!?!?!?!?!? ive already showd about 10 kids in my grade, and next year im in high school, so ill have more to convert, as a matter of fact im thinking about converting my self, arrrgh!

may, ye rapiers stay sharp, arrrgh!
53 - January 24th, 2007 at 9:34 am - shane Says:

ive converted! im now a follower of the FSM! do i get a free shirt?……
54 - January 24th, 2007 at 10:52 am - angel55 Says:

i think this website is a whole load of poo hahaha fsm the person that made up this website must hav banged their head or somthing.
55 - January 24th, 2007 at 10:55 am - angel55 Says:

hahaha spag ball i will eat u for my tea with God on my side God is the best God is the best God is the best God is the best.
56 - January 24th, 2007 at 10:56 am - Beastly Rich Says:

The person who wrote that last post must have suffered some sort of mental trauma at some point. It may have been religion.
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And shane, though your conversion is admirable, shirts must be bought. Rest assured however, that the proceeds won’t be spent on some huge and pointless megachurch or go into the slush fund of some tax dodging minister.
57 - January 24th, 2007 at 11:33 am - Gnocci Man Says:

@anal… I mean, angel55
Ahhh… always good to see an old fashoned hate-poster. Keep studying, and you may be in high school by 2010!
58 - January 24th, 2007 at 12:03 pm - Rodger the cabin boy Says:

Do you reckon the 55 is their IQ, or how high they can count to.
59 - January 27th, 2007 at 6:04 pm - Lima Says:

The 55 represents the age in which they will finally graduate.
60 - February 6th, 2007 at 2:36 pm - Freeside Says:

You guys are wonderful! There is strong support for His appendages on the old world side of the pond. His word is lore, I spent Saturday night dressed as a pirate (also in support of a friends birthday i have to admit.) Although I need some advice from those more enlightened than me….on the problem of eating spagetti. Now i have always been a lover of the pasta dish, student life would not have been possible without penne or the holy spagetti, i am now however in a religious panic, is the eating of His noodly appendage bringing me closer to FSM (may he fly in peices) or offending Him through the act of…well eating him…….wise counsel is sought.

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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American