This is a great idea. Huge posters can be made cheap and easy by printing out rasterized images. E.g., a 66″ x 51″ poster is printed from 36 sheets of 8.5″x11″ paper.
As an example, check out this 36-page FSM Mural posted in the dorm living room window panes facing the activities hall at Pitt Greensburg.
(Thanks to Brendon for doing this.)
You can make your own giant rasterized images using the Rasterbator.
Or, here you’ll find a few ready-made rastorized images. They’re in .pdf format. Click to download:
Pages: 6 x 6 = 36
Dimensions: 1.67M x 1.26M
Pages: 5 x 4 = 20
Dimensions: 1.08M x 0.95M
Pages: 8 x 4 = 32
Dimensions: 1.73M x 1.08M
Print them out, assemble with copious amounts of scotch tape (or possibly duct-tape depending on your mood), and post the thing where everyone will see it. Send me pictures/videos if it’s particularly impressive.
damn.. my printer doesnt have ink.
….That is amazing…. I would put one in my room without any hesitation.
ARR
TOMMOW BE THE NATIONAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY!!!
Avast! And be we touched by His Noodly Appendage!
I really would print one of those bad boys out from this dorm printer here, but I’m afraid I might get attacked by angry students upon finding that the printer is out of ink right when they’ve got to print that Psych final essay.
Duke
I printed mine out with the campus printer… twice… after messing the first one up. You pay for the paper and ink, use it however you want! It did turn out quite well in the end (as you can see above), and I piqued the interest of quite a few passers by. Well worth it.
See Look at that, I’m in there ;) *im touching his noodly appendage there* ;)
ALL HAIL LORD CROMDAR!
Putting one on my son’s ceiling!
that’s awesome - will you send a picture?
there needs to be one of this with the temperature vs. pirates chart, you know, for us nerdy types.
I did it!
Course I got in big trouble with the Police because I put it on my front windshield!
not really-
but it looks awesome in my living room window and is a real traffic stopper—course now the buggers will be putting tracts on my door again, oh well I do read them, all of them! and then bundle them up for fire starters(some of the inks make pretty colors as they burn).
Thanks
I love them
i tried to spread mine over 70 pages and my printer had an epileptic siezure.
Okay, hello there. I’ve been following FSM for about 3 months now, and I’m in absolute love. I even converted my history teacher, as well as science teacher! ^_^ Thanks to the gospel.
Now, I have a question for the poster. Do I just click print, and it will be fine, or do I have to do anything to re-size it, so it will turn out fine?
I live next to a movie theater, and a ton of the employees there now me, and if they look up at my apartment, only to see The Spaghetti Monster staring back, it will just add to the sheer enjoyment of it all…as well as peak curiousity.
It should be ok if you just print it normally. Send a picture, ok?
I think I shall put one in the huge window in the school that overlooks the cafeteria. I’m so anxious to get my gospel though!! :(
Bibble bibble my printer had a fit and is now lying on the floor in many pieces
How’d be even aimiming a beamer at huge wall faces at night time?
eeks!
Rasterbator does promote the false belief:
http://homokaasu.org/rasterbator/galleryimage.gas?8928
Man, if i was alowed to print that out, i’de sooo do it… it’s soo cool! I can convert somemore Aussies..
I love it!! It covers my whole wall!!!! Long live the Great FSM!!!!
we need smaller ones - i’m religious, but not fanatical. how about a3 size? and a4?
the fact that these posters are “some assembly required”, and that the Faithful are able to assemble them with ease, once again proves the superior intelligence of His followers over all those other monotheists who have to get their posters in one large piece.
We must no longer be silent, or without visual aids, in the face of religious intolerance…
Pastafarians of the world unite!
UNITE WE SHALL! However I do indulge in single piece poosters occasonally, and by that I mean always, and i’m too lazy to put this together, and would like to purchase one big peice in the near future.
IT WORKED AT LAST!!!! now i worship the great FSM as I sleep! RAmen!
Pirate’s son, it seems they supported the Noodly One first! Submitted well over a year before the other pic, same one as above. http://homokaasu.org/rasterbator/gallery/i/7066.jpg
I put the blue, 6 X 6 pic on my living room wall so it can be seen from my complex’s courtyard. My printer and I feel accomplished.
i want a t shirt, and a sticker for my car and a FSM awareness campaign in Australia!!!!!!
you guys are having way more success than Mexican Jesus, but he only appeared to us on the 30th of september
Brendon, thx for reassurance. But even worse, they converted in the wrong direction…
Hello,
I have a question. Where can I buy a real poster from the Flying Spaghetti Monster and Adam? Do you have any ideas?
Thank you in advance for your reply´s.
Tanja
Dear Bobby Henderson,
My fellow pastefarians and I had the idea of making a pirate-fish Mural.
If you could please provide us a stencil of the pirate-fish,we will create as many murals as possible with the materials at hand in our general area.The best size,we’ve determind,would be in the area of 8×4 pages,maybe larger.
We hope you receive this and take it into serious concideration.
RAmen
woops! on my last message i misspelled consideration.
I apologize. It completely slipped my mind that Bobby Henderson May not be the one responsible for the stencils. If I am to truely ask for something like this,I Should be asking the people that takes the time to create them. ok here is the final request.
“To whom it may concern,My fellow pastefarian friends and I had the idea of making a pirate-fish Mural.If you could please provide us a stencil of the pirate-fish,we will create as many murals as possible with the materials at hand in our general area.The best size,we’ve determind,would be in the area of 8×4 pages,maybe larger.
We hope you receive this and take it into serious concideration.”
RAmen
Thank you for your time.
Gzngahr, If you follow the “Rasterbator” link above (http://homokaasu.org/rasterbator/) you will find an application that will produce an image out of any stencil you please, if you have trouble with that, I would be glad to make an 8×4 page layout of our skeletal little fishy friend for you.
Brendon
Brendon
A true and dedicated pastafarian….may His Noodles always be with you.
RAmen
thank you Brendon,I completly missed that link,i was too overwhelmed by the pictures…short attention span:)
you are a good person,and didnt taunt my ass about it,though you had every right.
Joshua
wow that was really easy,thanks again.now i just need to get some ink.
This is great!! I am going to decorate my cube at work with one of these… for the holidays
ITS A NOODLE PEOPLE WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
tara mullen — Your point?
I have studied Pastafarianism and find it very credible. I have a PhD in Public Health and went to graduate school for neuroscience at the University of Iowa. I would like to get a hold on a few copies of the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster in hardback. Bobby-I found your email address on this site and I will be contacting you about the Gospel.
FSM Bless,
Doctor Luther Fergonsorlagner
I have been touched and would like to in turn touch others. How should I approach others, so that I may touch them? Should I approach from behind?
I love all you guys!
@jeremiah
To avoid any misunderstandings with your local constabulary I would suggest that you refrain from touching others with your noodley appendage and allow the FSM to exercise his infinate wisdom in choosing those that would be touched…should you not heed this advice then..yes!…definitely from behind and probably best executed after dark.
Does anyone want to feel my tentacles?
The FSM has been discovered and welcomed in Yorkshire England! Spaghetti & meatballs in a Yorkshire pudding could be evidence of evolution or if I am intelligent ID? In any case the proof is in the pudding!
Doesn’t anyone have a sense of humor anymore? It’s JOKE, you brain-dead idiots! The most ironic comments are the hate mail chastising you for wasting your time on this crazy theory (and what were they doing while composing their hate mail?)
Look at our site…. it’s a JOKE. Did Warlord Dubyah sneak in and take our joy of being ridiculous and silly while he was rummaging through our drawers for “dangerous information”? At least you’re not killing anyone by making people laugh.
It’s funny! In a world of serial killers, suicidal teens, meth addicts, gang wars, road rage, global warming, etc. what’s wrong with a little “Mad Magazine” material? How about a little Mr. Natural?
Don’t grow up! Use your imagination or lose it. See all of the poor souls out there who have already gone over to the side of “all stress and no humor” makes the pharmaceutical companies rich on anti-depressants.
Also, do something every day that scares you.
….Eleanor Roosevelt.
Man, you guys are awesome. I ran across the website completely be accident and was awed by his noodly greatness. If my parents would let me print this thing, I would put it on our roof so all those poor people in airplanes could feel the joy that this has brought me. I always knew there was something mysterious and special about ramen noodles… well, now I know why. I have been touched and will do my best to spread the word. I will praise Him, especially on talk like a pirate day, and will speak to my science teacher about our rights as students. The truth will set us free……
peace, love, and lemons, dude.
Hello Everybody,
the Flying Spagetty Monster has been discovered in Germany. I’m a student of Biology and will spead some of your great flyers in our faculty (in the biology and the Englisch Department). I think you are really great, go on like this. I laughed the whole day (and will probably go one tonight). You cheered me up considerably (I had to do a survey on the Evolution Controversy, that’s how I came across you). Greetings and Hail to all FSMs
Francis
sup, i think this is a bunch of bull shit but its pretty ill! of all the stuff ive seen this has got to be the coolest, im not gonna convert but i applaud your accomplishments, best of luck!
Hey Shane, fair enough. Have fun, and it’s good to see you are one of those fortunate enough to have the brains to understand the basic principle of our religion.
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May ye have smooth sailing on your voyages, arrr.
RAmen
hey jingles, how much do shirts cost? i can spread the word for you, i have 600 kids at my school who would think this is a pretty cool religion, i mean cmon, what kind of kid wouldn’t want a beer volcano and striper factory!?!?!?!?!? ive already showd about 10 kids in my grade, and next year im in high school, so ill have more to convert, as a matter of fact im thinking about converting my self, arrrgh!
may, ye rapiers stay sharp, arrrgh!
ive converted! im now a follower of the FSM! do i get a free shirt?……
i think this website is a whole load of poo hahaha fsm the person that made up this website must hav banged their head or somthing.
hahaha spag ball i will eat u for my tea with God on my side God is the best God is the best God is the best God is the best.
The person who wrote that last post must have suffered some sort of mental trauma at some point. It may have been religion.
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And shane, though your conversion is admirable, shirts must be bought. Rest assured however, that the proceeds won’t be spent on some huge and pointless megachurch or go into the slush fund of some tax dodging minister.
@anal… I mean, angel55
Ahhh… always good to see an old fashoned hate-poster. Keep studying, and you may be in high school by 2010!
Do you reckon the 55 is their IQ, or how high they can count to.
The 55 represents the age in which they will finally graduate.
You guys are wonderful! There is strong support for His appendages on the old world side of the pond. His word is lore, I spent Saturday night dressed as a pirate (also in support of a friends birthday i have to admit.) Although I need some advice from those more enlightened than me….on the problem of eating spagetti. Now i have always been a lover of the pasta dish, student life would not have been possible without penne or the holy spagetti, i am now however in a religious panic, is the eating of His noodly appendage bringing me closer to FSM (may he fly in peices) or offending Him through the act of…well eating him…….wise counsel is sought.
@Freeside:
No, from this newly-converted Pastafarian Wench’s viewpoint and from what I’ve read in other posts, partaking of the Noodley One’s appendages brings you closer to Him in many ways, so eat up! All college students have to give praise, for if it weren’t for the pasta goodness of His heart, none of us would be here (college student=poor=cheap, easy foods=ramen and spaghetti), as well as most single people (see: college student). All hail his Noodley Love, and may there be Beer and Wenches for all!
HAIL and KISS KISS!
Hark! Am I relieved, as for this very night, not more than an hour ago, I did par-take in some of His noodly appendage and WOE! i DO feel closer to His sauce (only spilling a touch down my top…ahmen)
FSM praise your wisdom, and curse my foolishness as it’s clear that no student could survive at Uni singularly without His divine intervention (and meaty balls!) for without Him we would be lost….and hungry. Your knowledge of His appendages is great, could you share more with me? What do you know more of His Beer and Wenches for all policy? It is assured for all believers, or only though who follow His word?
Hail His noodly love!
KISS KISS MUNCH MUNCH!
@Freeside:
Well, from my understanding (though I’m still awaiting my copy of the Gospel), those of us who partake of the Noodley One, who follow His word AND believe (you’d be surprised at how many don’t!) will be allowed into the Great Colander and allowed to partake of the Beer Volcano and frequent the Stripper Factory as often as they wish for as long as they remain among the penne fields, the saucy oceans, and the alfredo falls…Ah, t’will be a glorious end to ours and the lives of the countless others who will be there to attend such an ending! And now, I also must partake of our goodly Noodle and lager! Hail His Noodly Love!
Kiss kiss! R’Amen.
ALways with the haters. How do they expect us to respect their religion if they mock ours?. I will print these babys and purchase more ink right away.
@InnaGoddessLinguni
lol, I like your style, where are you based? whats your hotmail/facebook?
All Hail His Noodly Love.
Kiss Kiss R’Amen
(late = sorry was away kitesurfing)
sup everbody, been a while scince ive been on, just sayin hi! have a wonderful fsm filled day!…….
I think………………………………………………………………………………….
……………………………………way tooo hard
By my bowsprit! I will at once order the crew to adorn all my topsails with His Noodleyness!!
Har, har!
ahoy there me hearties
im going to talk like a pirate for comic releif (i think i may have spelt that wrong sorry if i hav coz i cant spell)but i need some more words can anyone advise me???
may his noodles be with you all
pin
Not only did the catholics god strip them of free will but he also took all their since of humour.
I would love to put up one of these large posters. Unfortunately, I am currently cohabiting with a nonbeliever who finds it quite silly. So I shall have to remain a secretive believer.
You are all going to hell, there is only one Goddess, the Invisible Pink Unicorn( Blessed Be Her Holy Hooves) and I would like to point out that because She is invisible, no one can prove She does not exist.
Don’t be led astray by these pasta pushers, clearly they are under the influence of the prince of darkness, the Purple Oyster.
As stated in The Book of the Prophet April 2:5 the Invisible Pink Unicorn (BBHHH) tells us “Do not be a wise-ass, my child, unless you want a hoof-print in your forehead.”
Turn or Burn, be sanctified or French Fried.. the time is coming soon when you will have to face the Goddess
PRAISE BE HIS NOODELY APPENDAGES!!!! MAY ALL EXPERIENCE HIS SAUSEY GOODNESS!!!! ( and yes i realized i probably spelled “sausy wrong, but look at what time im posting this!!!!)
NO!!!!! it’s actually 2:30 AM on the dot… haha….
HOORAY FOR THE EAST COAST
HE is the gratest!
I’m so totally going to be hanging this in my dorm room! Arr!
Long live to FSM! Oh, wait, he’s immortal!
Arr!
I have the first one in my ship!
Arr! Arr!
me thinks the haters have been sent by his noodliness as a test of our taste .. that or they have borne witness to the pastafarians dance of oodleee joy .. and slurpy silliness and they have been saddened that their god is so anal and would have them kiss some white guys ring and the rear endage of an invisible giant who “they claim” lives in the sky and is plagued by some other guy who at least includes the heat in the rent! .. At least we know the FSM is in the pot, quite visible, and keeping no secrets including the greatness of his meaty balls. The FSM really IS always there when you seek him. . there is no wondering, you have only but to open your eyes and his noodle will be right where it is meant to be.
The last supper was hosted by the FSM - who do you think sat on this side of that big old table? .. and you didn’t think All they had was bread n wine? .. or did you? … lol ..
May the immortal FSM’s noodles every be moist n floppy .. and may all them other folks out there get into the pasta Now!
btw .. if talking like a pirate is doing its part to lower global temps .. would talking like a wench help (as long as its not during hot flashes) ?? .. Seriously need to know .. this issue is close to .. well i’m sure its close to something.
Thanks for turning on the lights! ;)
janis
(bobby magee - give me back my damned clip!)
Sounds interesting, I will need to do some further reading here : )
This thread’s been barely living for almost a year, that’s pretty sweet.
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I salute everyone who kept this pathetic thing alive!
RAmen
Yaarr… We scurvy sailors are showing our pastafarian colors in a 4×8 panel on the top of our hootch, so all the pilots flying by in Iraq can get a chance at converting!
RAmen
The faith has touched those in icy Alaska. I am printing posters, as well as searching for the script of the play. Any suggestions would be mighty appreciated.
Argh! i be a simple high school student, and me room has but small windows and a little wall space! any suggestions for where i can put the white 20-page FSM poster?
@Patrick C.
Excellent! I suspect many of your collegues there must be closet Pastafarians. You guys get such good time of from global warming, Alaska must be a Pastafarian stronghold without knowing. So I warmly applaud your efforts at evangelising the FSM and helping those numerous Alaskans come out of their Pastafarian closets.
These are great i just put one up on my wall in my room
dang i dont have enough ink… but that is insain
Best idea since advertising this site via dollar bills and other currencies.
Nicely.
Ok i made a huge one for the living room wall, what a nice way to tell the wife i converted!
MOAR posters, common guys!
MMOOAARR!!
Oh i worship the pasta
Hey, I would so print one of these out if I had enough ink.
I attended a Night O’ Fright on 10/20/07 for a charity. Since there was a close proximity to All Hallows Eve, it was a costume event. I finally decided that costumes were a waste of time and just went as myself. With eye patch, and parrot in tow, I did what I could to lessen the effects of global warming by increasing the number of pirates in the world by at least one. It warmed the cockles of my heart to find at least four other pirates at the event. The five of us were enough to break the heat wave that had plagued the Ohio River valley since July. His noodlyness worked his magic through us. Blessed be his noodlyness.
I was touched tonite for the first time by His Noodley Majasty and i must say that He has touched all of me. He touched places that even i didnt kno about. And so now that His amazingness has come to my attention, i intend to reach out and Touch all those that i can. Hail to HIs Noodlieness!!
i.e. FSM has been discovered in Yuba City CA and will be spread at the local college!! Praise be to the Noodles!!
RAmen
Arrrrrr
Oh Captain! My Captain!
ALL HAIL HIS MIGHTY NOODLINESS!!!
Having only been converted this very day, I pledge to spread the gospel and bring all non believers to sauceiness.
My crew is already 50% converted. Those who refuse to convert will be lashed to the mast, and flogged with a replica of his mighty noodle, and made to eat nothing but pasta for a week.
Proper attire for all the crew shall be aquired at first landfall, oh, and a proper pirates flag, too.
Avast ye lubbers, make way for the mighty and powerful FSM!!
Capt. Turk
M.T. Kristen Lee.
http://raspberrygulch.org
Dude These Are Awsome RAmen
OH YEA 100th POST!!!!!
dang, they took my window idea
these are amazing. :D
Too friggin’ cool, man~!
Wow this is awesome I’m going to have to make one for my bedroom window! It faces the main street of my neighborhood! I have been touched by his noodly appendage! =^^=
Does the Flying Spaghetti Monster frown on the eating of Pasta bolognese?
i got one in my bedroom! i have been tuoched by his noody appendage…
he controls my way, we r nothing… all we walk in his pasta way!
I must say I was skepticle. But earlier today I had a near death experience and while laying on the floor I saw FSM! He touched me with his noodly appendage and I’m now ready to be saved…
Viva la Pasta !
I ate a big bowl of spaghetti last week. Does that count as blasphemy or worship of the FSM?
I am so glad to have found this site and saved my soul…all that is has been created by His Noodly Appendage!
Ramen!
there should be one about the “50000 years ago humans conquering the beast that crePt the earth” poster that would be awsome
Love the name Rasterbator. I wish I thought of that one! :)
Ramen
wow, when I get a house boat, it will require a large window to display this Noodley awesomeness!
I don’t have a large window at the moment.
RAMEN,
~pirateanarchist
I have a noodly appendage…
How retarded do you have to be to believe this???
How much crack did you smoke yesterday?
Furthermore, what makes you believe this is true, and not just a moneymaking scam, for the ruler of this bullshit?
WTF is wrong with you people?
Snap out of it, and rejoin society.
No-one cares your fictional god has bigger balls than any other fictional god.
All the evidence on your evidence page, are merely quotes, probably made up, and yet there is not a single scrap of hard evidence, for your god, and for any other god as well.
Finally, if in a near death experience you see this monster, you need to be locked up.
I can’t believe how many people think FSM is real, and actually tell you off… lolz Dawkins rulz
Shun, shun the non-believer. Shunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn! Shunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!
Woe to whomever speaks against the FSM for He is the only and the last hope hope for whole our human race on this planet. We live on His mercy, we feed on His Love and crave for His Grace. FSM save my soul! Hamen
I think this is absolutely ridiculous..why has a website been created for such a monstrosity! This has obviously been created by someone who was merely bored and wanted to make up a “flying spaghettit monster” It’s gave me something to laugh at anyway! If anyone actually seriously believes that this thing existed maybe needs some councelling? Its basically saying the earth was created by a big clobber of pasta (with a heart and lungs-the basic essentials to live). If you had a near death experience and saw the FSM then seriously..thats because you’ve been reading about it..well either that or you need help!
highly sceptical is a r-tard, no one actually believes this
its just for fun
he needs to pull his head out of his arse, and stop being an arse hole
………..RAmen. : )
I think a testament to the greatness of FSM is how easy it is to convert new followers. I wear my ‘touched by his noodly appendage’ shirt out and everyone wants to know about this glorious pasta Monster. When I tell them about volcanoes made of beer and the negative correlation of pirates and global temperatures, they are believers. What other religion can convert so easily?
This is the one true path.
Ramen~~~~~~
Highly Sceptical. SpiritualHomoSapiens. Hojou. Seriously, stop. We don’t tell you that your beliefs are ridiculous, stupid, insane, or crap, so please offer us the same respect. Religious intolerance is what is ruining the world.