395 Responses to “Comment on Propaganda Materials”

1. 161 - January 5th, 2007 at 6:17 am - jesus christ Says:
   
   

   @GOD
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   hey dad, stop. i mean seriously, if you talk like this nobody will want to believe in you

2. 162 - January 5th, 2007 at 6:49 am - 1 Says:
   
   

   About 1…

   Cheap 1…

3. 163 - January 5th, 2007 at 8:18 am - Beastly Rich Says:
   
   

   @Mary Kay Letourneau, uhh, OK. Hey wait! Your not selling anything are you?

4. 164 - January 6th, 2007 at 7:51 am - XTu Says:
   
   

   forgive the questioning…
   but I presumed this was a place for people to comment about FSM propaganda materials.
   And what on earth is wrong with that blasted ‘GOD’ person? Will someone please dispose of them quickly, violently and painfully?

5. 165 - January 6th, 2007 at 7:54 am - XTu Says:
   
   

   Perhaps ‘GOD’ could be touched by the noodly appendages?
   (I’m not sure where else it can be asked of His Noodlyness, except by posting comments like this…)

6. 166 - January 6th, 2007 at 9:05 am - Booty Says:
   
   

   Hi XTu!
   Well, the mad fundamentalists get everywhere unfortunately - a bit like cockroaches.
   We are a peaceful religion and prefer to be scathing and sarcastic at them instead of violent slaughter - that is favoured by the *other* religions :)

7. 167 - January 6th, 2007 at 10:06 am - Captain Noodulous Silicate TBHNA Says:
   
   

   In Terry Pratchet Discworld novels God always talks in Caps.
   I always thought that was because he has a booming voice.
   Not because he’s too

   ***FUCKING STUPID TO KNOW WHERE THE CAPS LOCK KEY IS.***

8. 168 - January 6th, 2007 at 10:41 am - GOD Says:
   
   

   I REALLY AM GOD AND I DONT LIKE THAT RUDE LITTLE TOSS POT SPOILING MY REPUTATION.
   I’VE GENERALLY MELLOWED OVER THE CENTURIES AND HARDLY EVER SMOTE PEOPLE NOWER DAYS NOT LIKE WHEN I WAS YOUNGER.
   BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN MY SMOTING DAYS ARE OVER FOR GOOD SO WATCH YOUR STEP SONNY!

9. 169 - January 6th, 2007 at 10:42 am - GOD Says:
   
   

   YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

10. 170 - January 6th, 2007 at 11:12 am - gill Says:
    
    

    ……….=0 Scary. Very scary.

11. 171 - January 6th, 2007 at 12:07 pm - DutchPastaGirl Says:
    
    

    Captain Noodulous, It’s death who TALKS LIKE THIS, he also likes kittens. There are a lot of gods on discworld, even a god of evolution! They mostly live on Dunmanifestin and mostly party and play games.

    Oh and GOD: Shouldn’t that be smIting?

12. 172 - January 6th, 2007 at 12:13 pm - Peter Popoff Says:
    
    

    Wow god! I had no idea, you were soo intelligent. I’m impressed!
    I must tell you though, picking on the Wenches here, will get you a non-refudieable ticket to that hell place you brag about. I think it would be wise for you to scurry along now. Besides, I just sent your mommie an email, with a link to this thread. You’re in big trouble now mister!

13. 173 - January 6th, 2007 at 2:12 pm - Captain Noodulous Silicate TBHNA Says:
    
    

    DutchPastaGirl, you might be right.
    I seem to remember now that in one of the books the creator says “Yes” and it takes up a whole page or something.

    It’s been a while since I read any of them.

14. 174 - January 6th, 2007 at 2:22 pm - Alchemist Says:
    
    

    Captain - that was Azrael I think :) er, Reaper Man?

15. 175 - January 6th, 2007 at 3:35 pm - GOD Says:
    
    

    @DutchPastaGirl Jan 6th, 2007 at 12:07 pm

    SMOTE/SMITE DO YOU WANT SOME ASWELL?
    DONT CHECK YOUR BETTERS LOVE.

16. 176 - January 6th, 2007 at 3:38 pm - Captain Noodulous Silicate TBHNA Says:
    
    

    Alchemist,

    I can’t see you as a Christian. That must have been a hoot!
    Did you go to bible readings, try and pull of the chicks and get everyone down the pub?

17. 177 - January 6th, 2007 at 4:09 pm - SATAN Says:
    
    

    Oh there’s that weak little god with it’s smiting threats again. Take no notice folks, it’s full of hot air. Many have issued smiting challenges to this god in the past and none have ever come to fruition. Easy to sound so tough in a post on the internet. What a loser. No wonder xtians are leaving in their droves. Satanic laughter ……..
    hahahahaHAHAHAhahahahaHAHAHA

18. 178 - January 6th, 2007 at 4:12 pm - Alchemist Says:
    
    

    @ God - Don’t you have something better to do, like disappearing up your own arsehole?
    .
    Captain - hahaha -well thanks. I’ll have you know I was very serious in my faith. Who am I kidding? The only time I went to Christian Union at Uni I got told off. I can’t remember why but someone complained to the Chaplain and I got a ‘phone call about it. Really! Bible study wasn’t a problem as I never listened (for a change). Chicks were a definite no thanks. The pub was a problem though. They’d all be nursing their first pint when I was well into my fourth and just getting the taste.
    Like I said, with hindsight, perhaps I was never a true believer.

19. 179 - January 6th, 2007 at 4:14 pm - Alchemist Says:
    
    

    I always thought Satan and God were one in the same. Am I right?

20. 180 - January 6th, 2007 at 4:22 pm - Beastly Rich Says:
    
    

    “The pub was a problem though. They’d all be nursing their first pint when I was well into my fourth and just getting the taste.” Know that feeling, I used to share a flat with an evangelical christian who was a friend of the landlord. I once went to the pub with her and her friends after they went to church. Strangly, she never once invited my to church or try and conveert me. I think she knew what my reaction would have been.

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