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  1. 121 - January 4th, 2007 at - Mad John Kidd Says:

    ASSHOE? No thanks, I prefer the oars if you don’t mind.

  2. 122 - January 4th, 2007 at - Mary Kay Letourneau Says:

    Hi boys any of you want to play with a woman?

  3. 123 - January 4th, 2007 at - Wench Nikky Says:

    @GOD Jan 4th, 2007 at 8:04 pm
    “fuck you what do you know I am GOD!!!!!!!!! I know”
    .
    Well you aren’t the real God, the FSM, so which pseudo god are you? Are you one of the invisble ones?

    ASHOE? Maybe this wanna be God has a cold.

  4. 124 - January 4th, 2007 at - Jingles Says:

    Maybe he just wants a shoe?

  5. 125 - January 4th, 2007 at - Wench Nikky Says:

    Maybe this GOD is the one that usually goes by the name “WANK”?

  6. 126 - January 4th, 2007 at - Wench Nikky Says:

    @Jingles Jan 4th, 2007 at 9:04 pm
    “Maybe he just wants a shoe?”
    .
    Hi Jingles
    Could be. I wonder how many feet it has? Maybe it has an extra foot instead of a brain? (keeping with the creation version of the 2nd Law of Thermodynamics)

  7. 127 - January 4th, 2007 at - Jingles Says:

    You know, as much fun as deriding the author of this verbal excrement is, I feel I have to hijack this thread briefly to make one small point…
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    AUSTRALIA WINS THE ASHES 5-0 WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
    SECOND TIME IN HISTORY!
    OTHER HAPPY RANTING!
    .
    Now, back to your scheduled programming.
    .
    btw, GOD, you spelt your name backwards…

  8. 128 - January 4th, 2007 at - Wench Nikky Says:

    @Mary Kay Letourneau Jan 4th, 2007 at 8:56 pm
    “Hi boys any of you want to play with a woman?”

    Would one of you guys answer Mary, so I can determine if she has honorable intentions
    to my brethren Patafarians.

  9. 129 - January 4th, 2007 at - Jingles Says:

    Maybe he only has one foot? Sort of like those people in one of the Narnia books that hop everyhere (Voyage of the Mayflower? Can’t remember the name)…
    .
    If I remember correctly, they got turned into monopods because of their stupidity. It would explain a lot about our friend here…

  10. 130 - January 4th, 2007 at - Wench Nikky Says:

    @Jingles Jan 4th, 2007 at 9:11 pm
    “You know, as much fun as deriding the author of this verbal excrement is, I feel I have to hijack this thread briefly to make one small point…”
    .
    I was just listening to rundown on the radio.
    RAmen

    “GOD, you spelt your name backwards…”
    Funny that was my very first thought too, but I knew dogs have much more intelligence than displayed by those posts.

    @GOD Jan 4th, 2007 at 7:49 pm
    “Hey look at me! i’m retareded i beleive in a plate of spaghatti”
    Now that is “retareded”. How stupid!!! You should open your soul up to embrace the touch of the Noodley Appendage of the Flying Spaghetti MONSTER. Worshipping a plate of spaghetti is downright wierd!!!
    RAmen

  11. 131 - January 4th, 2007 at - GOD Says:

    FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU BURN IN HELL LOSERS

  12. 132 - January 4th, 2007 at - Wench Nikky Says:

    @Jingles
    “Maybe he only has one foot? …..
    ….If I remember correctly, they got turned into monopods because of their stupidity.”

    I don’t know, but that sounds extremely likely. Doesn’t look like this monopod GOD has stuck around to inform us if that is the case, so I will assume it is. No doubt the monopod gods are also illiterate hit and run trolls, which would support your hypothesis
    Jingles.

  13. 133 - January 4th, 2007 at - Jingles Says:

    “…dogs have much more intelligence than displayed by those posts.”
    .
    You’re right. I apologise to all the dogs out there.
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    “Worshipping a plate of spaghetti is downright wierd!!!”
    .
    Yeah, sort of like seeing religious icons in pieces of toast, bridge underpasses, etc.
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    “FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU BURN IN HELL LOSERS”
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    Well, what can I say in reply to this… I mean, not a single oar in sight… just disgraceful.

  14. 134 - January 4th, 2007 at - Wench Nikky Says:

    @GOD Jan 4th, 2007 at 9:24 pm
    “BURN IN HELL LOSERS”

    Do you know who is making the travel arrangements for trip to Norway GLOD?

  15. 135 - January 4th, 2007 at - Wench Nikky Says:

    Isn’t there some sort of evilangel fundie thing in their BoOk about using Gods name in vain (?) or is that in another one of the hundreds of different holy booK versions?
    Maybe it is in one of the other gods bOOks?

  16. 136 - January 4th, 2007 at - GOD Says:

    LOSER WIKKY YOU WILL BURN THE MOST! HOW DISGARCEFUL AND YOU SAY YOU ARE A GIRL????????? HOW DISCUSTING!!!! BURN IN HELL LOSER

  17. 137 - January 4th, 2007 at - Wench Nikky Says:

    @Jingles Jan 4th, 2007 at 9:31 pm
    “FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU BURN IN HELL LOSERS”
    .
    Well, what can I say in reply to this… I mean, not a single oar in sight… just disgraceful.
    Still it is more like the affirmations of the CoFSM from the earlier Glory days. I think,
    maybe it’s a start of a whole new golden era. Though I fear we will never accumulate any more sacred oars. :’(

  18. 138 - January 4th, 2007 at - Wench Nikky Says:

    GOD Jan 4th, 2007 at 9:42 pm
    “LOSER WIKKY YOU WILL BURN THE MOST!”
    .
    Oh so you can burn lots or just a little? Is your hell exothermic or endohermic?
    Does hell have different sections for Baptists, Catholics, Protestants, Mormans ect?
    Which brand of religion gets the best spot? So many questions and so few answers!
    Surely god can answer these for us?
    ps GOD must belong to one of those generic xtian brands, where you can use its name in vain without sinning. Which brand of xtian religion did Ted Haggard buy/sell, anyone know?

    BTW GOD, I don’t know about where you come from, but the computers here on earth have caps lock keys on them. Though you would have known being some sort of god and all!

  19. 139 - January 4th, 2007 at - Wench Nikky Says:

    John Cornwall is that you pretending to be god again? You really have have that nascistic personality disorder seen to. I’ve heard NPD turns people into real inane profaning mental wankers. Probably to late to stop that nasty clincal manifestation, but a professional could still help you. Really.

  20. 140 - January 4th, 2007 at - Jingles Says:

    “Though I fear we will never accumulate any more sacred oars.”
    .
    Alas, I fear the end of the oar as a common commodity has arrived. Still, it does lead to a rise in market value for the ones still in oar (get it ;p) possession.
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    “LOSER WIKKY YOU WILL BURN THE MOST! HOW DISGARCEFUL AND YOU SAY YOU ARE A GIRL????????? HOW DISCUSTING!!!! BURN IN HELL LOSER ”
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    That’s it. You offended a wench. Bad things can only happen from now on.
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    @Nikkiee, why is it that so many of our hatemailers are immature, spoilt and illiterate brats?
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    I mean, surely, their should be at least a slightly more even distribution of hatemailers?
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    Look at how god here has accquitted himself so far;
    1) A fascination with arseholes (THAT is how you actually spell it)
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    2) A strange belief that girls are, and I quote, “DISCUSTING”, with four exclamation marks in attendance. Well, if that’s what you believe, you are sure gonna be lonely later in life…
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    3) A sadly mistaken belief that capslock is a valid tool in an online discussion.
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    4) Inability to spell.
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    5) Inability to punctuate.
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    6) Inability to use correct grammar and sentance construction.
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    7) Overuse of common profanity.
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    8) A god complex.
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    The list goes on. All surely the signs of a diseased mind?

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