Please leave me your thoughts and suggestions regarding the FSM materials.
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81 - November 28th, 2006 at 3:40 pm - Wench Nikkiee Says:
@One Oared Marc
“but it is not the act of believing in a god that is stupid, it is the execution.”
RAmen One Oar -
82 - November 28th, 2006 at 3:41 pm - One Oared Marc Says:
“your evil ways”
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83 - November 28th, 2006 at 4:22 pm - Alchemist Says:
Penne - you’re making me blush.
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Do as thou wilt (my spelling, grin) that’ll get the buggers biting. (not a Satanist myself. It’s an interesting pastime but I can’t ever see me sacrificing things- (although my ex girlfriend - hmm - no,no,no - I will not think bad thoughts.)
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I always thought genesis was allegorical! What happened to the nephilim ( not the 80s band but the big bad things that ate christians .
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This has got to be one of my most irrelevant posts ever. Wibble, wibble. -
84 - November 28th, 2006 at 4:23 pm - moochie Says:
@Gnocci Man: “by the way, it would be somewhere in the trillions”.
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A trillion is 10 to the power of 12 (E+12, for short, or 1 followed by 12 0’s). A sensible guess as to the number of people who have ever lived is 106 billion (one tenth of a trillion) .. details here: http://www.prb.org/Template.cfm?Section=PRB&template=/Content/ContentGroups/02_Articles/0ct-Dec02/How_Many_People_Have_Ever_Lived_on_Earth_.htm
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My apologies .. I’ve been getting pamphlets from the First Church of Pedantology. It’s very tempting; they have 12 Apostrophes and everything. Must be strong .. beer, strippers, beer, strippers. -
85 - November 28th, 2006 at 4:31 pm - Alchemist Says:
One Oared Marc - for some reason I’m singing “Strange Kind of Woman”. For the past three days - aargh. It’s a good song my sweet child in time -(gulp) oh for fsm’s sake - Nurse - pass me the Tori Amos - stat.
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86 - November 29th, 2006 at 1:39 pm - Beastly Rich Says:
Ahhahahaha!
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I went to my brothers wearing my custom FSM shirt. He quickly asked me what it means so I told him and showed him this website. Later we went out and got drunk and he said to his friends “Hey, you see this shirt, FSM stands for the flying spaghetti monster as he’s part of some weird religion called Pastafarism” I told them it was a lie and he’d made it up on the spot as he’s a born liar. Strangely, they believed me. -
87 - December 5th, 2006 at 12:18 pm - cap'n left eye lewie Says:
ode to the wonders of cheap, noodly, college food that reminds us, everytime we we stumble home from the party and need something quick to eat, that we were created by FSM.
http://www.bored.com/videoparodies/ramennoodles.htm
i think this man has been touched by His Noodly Appendage. what do you think?
“Hey, man! where are my meatballs?”
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88 - December 6th, 2006 at 7:47 am - Iondot Says:
Today marks my 10th attempt to submit materials to you over the past two months. I have used both your automated system and attachments. I do not understand why I have not received a response. Are you getting the messages?
If the materials are not up to your standards, if you could send a short response to that effect, it would be the courteous thing to do.
The desktop images have been uploaded again. The musical piece can be found here:
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89 - December 6th, 2006 at 8:22 am - One Eyed Jack Says:
Nice stuff, Iondot. Got any sea shanties?
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OEJ -
90 - December 8th, 2006 at 1:21 am - 4 Says:
You 4…
Cheap 4…
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91 - December 8th, 2006 at 4:21 am - 18 Says:
You 18…
Cheap 18…
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92 - December 10th, 2006 at 11:57 am - The Gay Black Jew Says:
My parents just put an angel on top of their Xmas tree. It is with great frustration that I am unable to buy an FSM substitute. Please correct this matter. Xmas would be much easier to tolerate if I could look up at the tree and see noodly appendages instead of a god damn angel.
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93 - December 12th, 2006 at 7:06 am - Schmootzie Says:
Since the Seattle Airport caved in and allowed Christmas trees to be displayed in their lobby, is there any chance of us getting a beer volcano? I think there is an equal time issue here…
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94 - December 24th, 2006 at 7:33 pm - Katherine Says:
An AIM buddy icon would be fantastic. Livejournal ones, too, perhaps?
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95 - December 26th, 2006 at 12:45 am - The Virgin Garlic Says:
Ok…. Some of these people crack me up. If you think that this website was created by a cult of robe wearing pasta believers…praising the Oh holy Carb Grail by the bowls filled… you are the same people that this website is mocking. So if you don’t get it, then just accept the fact that you are the “mockee†You know, the ones that believe the many tales presented in organized religion as face value. This site was created to “mock” the whole idea of religion itself. A religious satire if you will.
If you believe that someone actually walked on water and that some gold statue smited an entire army dead in one single holy swoop or that some old dude built this giant arc and had every freaking animal in harmony board the thing and play Gilligan’s Island…etc etc… then there is no reason why you can’t accept a giant ball of flying spaghetti into your life.
What’s the difference?
You say tomato I say tomato…Same Shit.
This site is hilarious.
If one were intelligent, one would see the humor in it. If one were intelligent, one would see what exactly this site is mocking and pointing out. If one were intelligent, one would not rant and F-ing Rave about how the pasta cult needs to read a self-help religion book and find “God” and state such intelligent statements such as “the creator of this site cannot be Atheist if he believes in FSM”. Duh. That’s exactly it! Who would have thought? Oh yeah, I’m acting as if religious fanatics and advent bible goers are, you know… Ok you get my drift.
If you don’t, then just don’t try to. You may hurt yourself. I don’t want to shake your faith.
If they were intelligent they would
(A) Look at history and science and stop being so god damn ignorant
(b) Understand the purpose of this ingenious website
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(c) Believe in the Holy Almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster!
So help my unpeeled garlic leaves!
Let the High Holy Pasta God himself Smite thee in your religious stupidity!Oh Holy Smiter!
Long live the FSM!!!
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96 - December 26th, 2006 at 1:03 am - Wench Nikky Says:
@The Virgin Garlic’A religious satire if you will.’
RAmen The Virgin Garlic.’ It’s a long mental wank from a xtian, but you may enjoy this:
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“A Christmas thunderbolt for the arch-enemy of religionby John Cornwell as God, Times Online”
http://richarddawkins.net/articleComments,461,A-Christmas-thunderbolt-for-the-arch-enemy-of-religion,John-Cornwell-as-God-Times-Online,page1,commentReceived#comments
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Apologies for sending you there if you follow the link, but it is a good representation of what many of us are dealing with.
RAmen to your missive! -
97 - December 26th, 2006 at 10:44 am - Beastly Rich Says:
long winded wankery.
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You can always tell someone with no real argument because they produce long reams of tripe with poorly thought out arguments hidden in long, ambiguous, generally meaningless statements that abound throughout that whole thing (I’ve read maybe a page and got bored).
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I’ve noticed that dawkins is much more to the point, makes watertight arguments explained in such a way that a total moron could understand them and yet he still gets people like this monk making irrelevant points that have been fully and decisively covered in the book.
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I’ve read some point that I think the monk was trying to make about dawkins being arrogant, which is pretty rich coming from a monk writing as if he were god in the first person and who seems to believe that he has the absolute truth about everything, ever and it’s Christianity! He also reads bits of the book and then carefully omits bits to make it seem that it was not addressed in the book, which is quite dishonest and basically the same thing as lying. Undoubtedly he wouldn’t see it that way as it doesn’t say, word for word “ye shall not deliberately miss-quote to make an argument that is not actually valid” -
98 - December 28th, 2006 at 11:59 am - Phillip Daw Says:
I’ve noticed that opponents of the FSM, bless His noodles, do not use punctuation very often. This observation may lead to the discovery of another trend related to the FSM: The frequency of proper punctuation usage on posts as it relates to belief in the FSM. Also, they ridicule the idea that a Flying Spaghetti Monster could have created the Universe, because, as they say, “How could a Flying Spaghetti Monster exist before anything existed?”
How could their deity exist before anything existed?
“Faith is blind.”
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99 - December 28th, 2006 at 1:21 pm - Wench Nikky Says:
@Beastly Rich
RAmen Beastly. I had to read through it in two parts. John Cornwall is an idiot! -
100 - January 2nd, 2007 at 8:19 pm - Dr. G Says:
Brilliant!
I am religious but this is just brilliant in terms of getting religious fanatics from various religions to see that zealots exist everywhere. Science must be kept pure until we can (and i belive eventually we will) prove the existence of “god” (or some sort of overseeing being). Intelligent design is a farce and (ironically) I pray that its kept away from kids.Religion has killed millions for thousands of years. Sometimes I wonder if the world would be safer without religion. Kudos to FSM for trying to get ppl to see the stupidity of our beliefs.
Religion has its place to bring order to society. It has become increasingly confrontational now that various religions are meeting geographically.
What do you think god thinks of us? We are bigoted against ppl that dont think or look like us. Do bible-thumping, holier-than-thou individuals make god proud of us?
Over the years religion has been used to justify slavery in the west, the spanish inquisition, war in the middle east, female subordination, bigotry, the KKK & its brother Al Qaeda.
God help us all from religion.
