Please leave me your thoughts and suggestions regarding the FSM materials.
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41 - November 5th, 2006 at 10:02 pm - Pikachu Says:
I can only get one of the brochures to line up correctly for folding. Any tips?
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42 - November 8th, 2006 at 6:32 pm - Eric Says:
Considering an IQ of 165 is considered genious, Mr. Robot must be a FLIPPING GENIOUS — Or I might of thought that if I didn’t read his comments..
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“I know from experience that there is no such thing as coincidence.” -Robot Michael
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Are you kidding me? This must be one of the dumbest things I have ever read. Of course there is such thing as coincidence.
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definition of coincidence  [koh-in-si-duhns]. ‘1. a striking occurrence of two or more events at one time apparently by mere chance’
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You’re telling us that if you woke up, and put on your pink Barney shirt, and so does some other idiot across city, you guys meeting wouldn’t be because you both COINCIDENTLY ran into each other?
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Imagine this, there are two 8-balls on a billiard table. All of the other balls are also on the table. So 16 balls all together with the extra 8-ball. If they all started moving on their own and bumping into the walls, balls will start hitting. Maybe the two 8-balls will collide very early. This would be something you morons consider a miracle. Either way, the two 8-balls will eventually collide. Idiot, next qoute.
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“Evolution is in and of itself like a religion with its own religious hierarchy, symbols, and bigots.”
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Maybe you should explain this to me. Since when was Evolution a religion, didn’t you just say it was a theory? When was the last time you learned about Evolution in school and then you were asked to donate money to the god of evidence? Scientists done go out and try to find new people to worship their theory of evolution, they teach it because of the vast amounts of observations and evidence they have to teach. Not because some old dead guy wrote a book about what they saw. I’m pretty sure there are symbols so we could remember what we were studying [for organization], not to worship. As far as bigots go, people are partial to their beliefs in evolution because you can’t prove that the evidence, bones, carbon samples, telescopes, phsyics [that actually exist] doesn’t exist. While we have already proven that it DOES.
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I’m not going to qoute anymore of your dumb reply because it’s all just a bunch of crap. I’ll end this comment with this.
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You people believe in god because you are afraid of death, because the thought of you being gone forever scares the living shit out of you. I predicting that eventually no one will believe in this religion because all it has caused is wars, and maybe some good deeds. I guess the only good thing about religion are the good things people do out of it. Still doesn’t mean it’s true. I hope you’re athiest now. -
43 - November 10th, 2006 at 1:25 pm - Adam L. Says:
I love the image that mixes the FSM with DNA. Talk about “The Selfish FSM”!!
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44 - November 11th, 2006 at 2:19 pm - Riley H Says:
The second double sided brochure contains a spelling error, Nitrogen-14 is spelled Nitorgen-14. Unless this is a new substance created by the noodly appendage of our saucy master, I which case I humbly ask forgiveness.
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45 - November 13th, 2006 at 6:40 pm - pirate Says:
nice im going to spread the word at my school!!!!!! and tis not propaganda tis truth
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46 - November 13th, 2006 at 7:03 pm - Whatsinaname? Says:
@ Evyl Robot Michael-
Respect and tolerance? Because the Christian church is famous for respect and tolerance, right? Please. You don’t see the Pastafarians hate-mailing pastors and other church leaders.
May you be touched by his noodly appendage.
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47 - November 13th, 2006 at 8:49 pm - gill Says:
@Evyl Robot Michael–”I see that the theory (note theory and not law” –Do me a favor and look up the meaning of scientific theories, because I’m tired of explaining it every other day.
“In the best case scenario, you will learn the Truth, and the Truth will set you free.”–Oh yes, that’s tolorant right there. ‘If you’re real real lucky you’ll learn the TRUTH! Because my way is the only way!1111!!!one!’
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Please. The only absolute is that there are no absolutes, so stop acting like there are. (Ok, which famous dead guy said that…) -
48 - November 13th, 2006 at 9:03 pm - TRIX Says:
@Evyl Robot Michael-
There is no way in Pasta-Hell, that your could be IQ is 180. That isn’t even “blessed”. In 5th grade, I took an IQ test because the school system thought I was Autistic. My IQ was 146. That’s high enough to get into Mensa. If you were so fucking smart, you wouldn’t be spending your time here; No, you’ll be out teaching or getting a friggin’ Ph.D. Haven’t you ever heard that the smarter you are, the more atheist you get. Get a science book. Coincidences are real. God is not. FSM is.
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Oh, and as for holes in the evolution theory, it’s a given. We don’t know everything, but we will eventually. We just haven’t found the evidence yet. And it takes no faith to believe in evolution. It’s not a religion, IT’S FUCKING SCIENCE! -
49 - November 16th, 2006 at 1:45 pm - Mike Says:
Hi Eric
Just read your long comment on Michael had to say and I loved it…Just wanted to say that…
Mike, Switzerland
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50 - November 18th, 2006 at 12:40 am - Bush Says:
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51 - November 18th, 2006 at 1:03 am - Mad John Kidd Says:
I’m not saying that you are a dick, but is it true that when you eat viagra you get taller?
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52 - November 18th, 2006 at 2:31 am - One Eyed Jack Says:
Did you hear about the thieves that stole a truck load of viagra? Police don’t have any suspects yet, but they’re on the look out for hardened criminals.
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ba dum bah! -
53 - November 18th, 2006 at 2:42 am - nikkiee Says:
Good one OEJ!
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54 - November 18th, 2006 at 2:45 am - nikkiee Says:
Have a look at a few viral and bacterial mutations too leucine, it might help with the big picture.
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55 - November 18th, 2006 at 3:44 am - nikkiee Says:
My above comment was posted in this thread by mistake.
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56 - November 18th, 2006 at 5:55 am - Davey Jones' Hacker Says:
@Evyl Robot Michael:
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I’m gonna help you out and re-write your post, correcting all the obvious errors so that you can see where you went wrong, ‘k?
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Here we go (corrections are in caps, pay attention!):
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“Everything else aside, I AM PETTY ENOUGH TO take offense at this. I AM DELUDED ENOUGH TO BELIEVE THAT I have seen the power of God in my life and the lives of the OTHER DELUDED people around me. I CAN CONVINCE MYSDELF THAT I know from experience that there is no such thing as coincidence, SO THAT I CAN TELL MYSELF THAT GOD DID IT. Even if you do not believe in God as such, if you will pay attention, you will see the ALLEGED synchronisity that runs our universe, WHICH I SUPPOSE SCIENTISTS HAVE BETTER EXPLANATIONS FOR -
57 - November 18th, 2006 at 6:05 am - Davey Jones' Hacker Says:
Hey - what happened to the rest of my post!
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58 - November 18th, 2006 at 6:20 am - J Says:
@ DJH - [Round of applause]
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It is amazing the sheer *arrogance* that people use religion to justify. It’s one thing to get your wish-fulfilment at the movies, but its another to set yourself up as some kind of Superman/Gandalf and claim it all stems from God’s Divine Will.
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First it’s the ‘cleverer than thou’ attitude:
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‘I have an IQ of well over 180.’
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So many visitors here who are so keen to convince us that they are intellectually the end result of some weird in-vitro experiment involving Einstein and Stephen Hawking. And then they move on to slightly mad stuff, like this:
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‘In the meantime, I will pray for you and yours that you will at least learn respect and tolerance.’
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It’s like, as well as convincing themselves that they are more intelligent than *everyone* else, they also have to believe that they have some magical ability to affect events from afar. Religion legitimises special X-Men powers under the name of prayer. Evyl Robot Michael, a word of warning: let this go before you end up praying for cakes not to rise. We’ve seen it before, and it ain’t pretty.
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And lastly this:
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‘Until then, I’m sure that this message will earn me the brunt of your ridicule. It’s up to you, though. Will you prove me right or wrong?’
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Or ‘Not only am I a GENIUS, who has MAGIC DIVINE POWERS OF PRAYER, but I can also SEE THE FUTURE’. Yes, well done. I’ll try one on you, shall I? I predict that you will take all of these responses with a pinch of salt and carry on believing in god. Well, now, you wouldn’t want to *prove* my powers of prediction, would you?
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So you correctly anticipate ridicule. Congratulations. As long as you keep saying ridiculous things, I’m happy to keep proving you right. -
59 - November 18th, 2006 at 6:21 am - J Says:
DJH - You’d done more? It was a great start.
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60 - November 20th, 2006 at 11:45 am - Evyl Robot Michael Says:
Wow! I suppose I should be flattered! You know, I expected a response from that, but I had no idea whatsoever that I would get you guys going for nearly a month about it. Seriously though, I meant no offense. I’m terribly sorry that some of you were offended by my words. When I say that I will pray for you, it is a blessing and not a curse. When I say that I have seen the power of God in my life, you wouldn’t understand unless you had been there. When I say that I don’t believe in coincidence, I mean that there is no mere chance. Yes, I’m familiar with Mensa. I have my personal opinions about letters after names that are neither here nor there. My comment about intelligence was not indeed to belittle anyone in this forum, but rather to illustrate the fallacy in the comment, “Davey lets face it if you believe in a supreme being you are probably not blessed with intelligence.” which was intolerant and offensive. Furthermore, I would prefer to post for myself and not have my posts “corrected.” I would love to have a respectful dialog here in which you do not automatically assume that I am belittling you, and you in turn do not attempt to belittle me. I hope this is possible.
–ERM
