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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
@Harry Kramer. Hi Harry, I didn’t have a problem when using CafePress. Just paid in $ using my card (+ $7.00 abt £3.50 shipping). Depends how the converter’s flying though.
GOD is funny. Can I use him as a wall ornament?
Ramen
Hello,
I myself am an altruistic hedonist,however i love this site and find nothing wrong with it.
It does amaze me how so many christians can pour out so much hate when they follow a loving god.
If you think God doesn’t have a sense of humor you haven’t looked around too much.While I may not qualify as a true pastafarian,I’m definitely a friend and welcome the afterlife.
Save me a seat at the stripper factory,I’m just taking a quick detour to the volcano.
mike amidon
mike amidon Feb 10th, 2007 at 4:46 pm
If you think God doesn’t have a sense of humor you haven’t looked around too much.”
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Excellent point! Welcome Mike.
May you be forever touched,
Ramen
You know, I’m feeling grossly under-represented in this whole religion war. I know I’m not actually a god, but it seems unfair that just because my religion is represented by a statue of a fat little guy meditating, no one is willing to pitch a fit on my behalf. By the way, I’ve run into that FSM here in the afterlife, He’s actually really nice. Cooked me this great spaghetti dish and everything.
Oh wait. I’m not supposed to admit to the existence of a god, am I? Drat. Well, there goes thousands of years of teachings right down the drain. Curse You, FSM, and all your Holy Noodliness!
Not are global warming and all related problems caused by the decreasing number of pirates, the effect of these effects (and one effect described below in particular) of the decreasing number of pirates is that the number of pirate attacks decreases further more so that the effects caused by the effect caused by the decreasing number of pirates will sky rocket and take on immense proportions the near future! Let this be a warning for all infidels and non-pastafarians….
“Einde piraterij door tsunami
De tsunamiramp heeft een abrupt einde gemaakt aan de aanvallen van piraten voor de kust van Atjeh.
Volgens het International Maritime Bureau (IMB) hebben zich sinds daar sinds 26 december, de dag van de ramp, geen gevallen van piraterij voorgedaan. Het is nog niet duidelijk of de zeerovers zijn omgekomen of dat ze zich even stil houden. De kust voor Atjeh behoorde tot de onveiligste zeepassages ter wereld. ”
Source: http://www.nieuwsbladtransport.nl/nieuws/id4311-Einde_piraterij_door_tsunami.html
Global translation from Dutch:
“End of piracy caused by tsunami
The tsunami disaster has abruptly ended the pirate attacks of the coast of Atjeh (Indonesia). According to International Maritime Office since 26 December, the day of the calamity, no cases of piracy have occurred there. It is not yet clear whether the pirates have perished or whether they are just laying low. The coast
of Atjeh belonged to one of the most dangerous sea passages in the world.”
So if all the pirates are gone in that area….think of the possible consequences this will have for global warming and possibly more tsunamis.
wonderful deliciousness.
Hey - any creative types out there planning to make FSM tracts? I’d love something smaller than the currently available brochures. I’ve always been very fond of tracts - they’re so darn unintentionally entertaining! Thanks,
rozebud (it’s a sled)
I love it!
FLYING SPAGHETTIMONSTER
I need a FSM flaq for my pirate ship. (Pref. the pirate fish)
What kinda religon with pirates in it does’nt have pirate flags for pirate ships?
Please remedy this before the start of the North Atlantic pirating season.
Yarrrr!
yarr His Holy Noodles have reached Devon England!
and i need a flag for my sailing boat im going to get. where can i get one? someone tall my or i will start singing (which is not good honewarst). i need help im 13 and ive already been touched. i also need help finding lots of pirate words coz im speeking like a pirate for comic releif and i dont know enough words!
HELP
may his noodles be with you
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Our saviour - the flying spaghetti monster! Finally - some real evidence that God exists - in the form of a ball of pasta and meatballs! hallelujah!
Let’s knock on people’s doors, sing songs, alienate entire civilisations and spread the news of our new religion through ignorance, fear and hatred throughout the land!
Remember to hook them while they’re young!
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y182/cpnhowdie/The_Flying_spaghetti_Monster_by_Cpn.jpg
an offering to the pasta
the interesting thought is that, in the far flung future, anthropologists will conclude this was a grass roots religion.
ironic, isn’t it?
dear holy noodly one, thank you for creating my universe, your noodles were so tasty last night, I was honored to have the oppurtunity to invoke your awesome power into my unworthy being.
I love you FSM, I truly do.
The site looks great ! Thanks for all your help ( past, present and future !)
are stupid.
1. how can a noodle fly.
2. if it’s a monster it’s obviously not good.
3. um… who made this up???
4. noodles were invented by the Chinese.
5. morons.
6. you made your own bible???
7. Whoever runs this church is going straight to hell. you’re like the worst cult i’ve heard of… apart from the one that made all the people die from poisoned kool aid… but all ur people gonna go to hell too anyway.
8. wtf, why do i have to send you hate mail on the “comment on propaganda material page”
9. GO TO HELL!!!
10. Go eat a noodle. Maybe it’ll make you fly.
oh yeah, and ya’ll are sick, u wanna suck on your god’s balls. fuck you all.
@you, hi mate :) Fancy going out for a few beers next Monday? You can spend the time trying to think of something original =))
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“fuck you all.”
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Phew! Hope you’ve got the stamina mate! When Peter gets into the mood he could drain the Loch Ness Monster :)
you know. for all the peace loving christians guys do swear alot. and dudes and dudettes. CHILL. u take life to seriusly. i mean its funny. but thier not forcing it on u. so why should they burn or anythin. if u dont like it dont read it