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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Over to you Pixel Pete. He was fun for a while but I’ve found myself coming round to Marc’s point of view. He’s just an annoying little prick who needs a bloody good kicking. I’m no way near perfect. Never will be. But if I had acted like him at 17? Shit, my school friends would have twatted me. Not to mention my parents. Condescending little wanker!
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So Daffodil -just in case you didn’t get that - I’m bored of you. Fuck off!
Why do I miss all the good stuff! Damn, pansy boi, are you really that jealous of me and Alchemist? You talk of a girlfriend, yet you seem obsessed that me and him have something going on?
I want you to know, I’m not gay, but some good friends of mine are. And I know they would agree with me, in telling you that it’s Ok. And just come out of the closet.
And Bubba, I know you’re not gay, you love your sister too much for any of that stuff.
Iz in dat tha Peter your talkin’ bout? Nope hes no cuz of mine. He in bad shape an’ needs lots of the Good Lords lovin Giva call peter. I wants ta help yu’ins. So does Jesus.
Amen
“I just got back from the movies with my girlfriend, now I’ve got to study some.”
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Oh, no. That wouldn’t be Susie, would it? Say hi for us!
GOD
Jan 6th, 2007 at 3:35 pm
@DutchPastaGirl Jan 6th, 2007 at 12:07 pm
SMOTE/SMITE DO YOU WANT SOME ASWELL?
DONT CHECK YOUR BETTERS LOVE.
Yawn, is that all you’ve got GOD? Oh, and I don’t gamble so I don’t have a personal better. And if I had one I really would leave his/her love-life alone.
@Alchemist Jan 6th, 2007 at 4:14 pm RE:
I always thought Satan and God were one in the same. Am I right?
As I mentioned elsewhere on this site, its a well know fact that the so supposed ’snake’ in the garden of Eden was in fact Gods well, Godhood if you know what I mean.
The big G had take his big John out for a bit of a leak and along came Eve, thought it was a snake and started talking to it.
Just to get rid of her God told her to go and eat something - anything - and the rest is history….
God has been trying to cover up the incident ever since. It’s the origin of the phrase ‘Cock Up’.
Bubba The Baptist
Jan 6th, 2007 at 5:07 pm
Thats a horrable Alkymmist I will prays fer yer salvavtins an’ stuff. The rest of ya’ll Jesus really does Love yu’ins. For he dyed fer yer sins on a cross an’ everythin’. Please repents afore its too late. Jesus is comin’
Amen
What colour did he use to dye? I really like a nice dark green.
@Captain Noodulous Silicate TBHNA Jan 7th, 2007 at 1:38 pm
“God has been trying to cover up the incident ever since. It’s the origin of the phrase ‘Cock Up’.”
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Ahh……”The Original Cock Up”
The FSM is a forgiving and kind being. Jesus: He’s not your savior. He’s your psychotic tyrant. Considering that everyone in modern history who thought they were the Messiah (millions) was manic-depressive or schizophrenic, there’s no reason to believe that Jesus was any different. Elvis Presley was manic-depressive and he had no problems stirring an audience into a frenzy. Elvis was also delusional at times and shot his TV. Once you make the logical conclusion that Jesus was almost certainly psychotic, it offers an explanation for his brutal death. When someone promises a magical, everlasting wonderland…and then shows signs that he’s completely nuts, it would tend to incite the masses to kill Jesus as a heretic.
Finally, Jesus said “Only through me.” By uttering these 3 words and demanding to be loved above all others, Jesus Christ acted as a tyrant. A tyrant exercises absolute power unjustly. Threatening eternal hell (absolute power) unjustly (with no proof whatsoever) fits the definition of a tyrant. Oye vey, yo. The purpose of this post? I think the FSM needs to get more aggressive toward Jesus. Stop playing nice. Make an FSM action figure that eats a smaller, pathetic-looking Jesus. I’d buy it.
I found FSM two years ago when I was a sophomore in High school. At first found it very amusing considering the fact that I do not, and have not ever believed in any form of religion. But now… not only do I find it absolutely hilarious, but useful as well. This site is not really one that my school would approve of, and since it is such, I shall be mentioning this on a long list of sites that got around our internet filters in the school news paper, to make my point about the futility of repressing information flow in a high school environment. Thankyou for introducing to me to Our Noodley Master, and thankyou for this Site!
Chicken Nooodle
PS: I’d buy the FSM action figure that eats Jesus too!
@TheLaughingMan
You are one of the worst hypocrites I have ever seen. You first call us immature, then you call us gays, morons, and retards. If you want any respect on our site, explain your views clearly and why you believe them. Do NOT simply insult us and say that Bobby H. is going to make us commit mass suicide. You will find that most of us want to debate our views, want to argue the points of science, and want to be able to laugh during our lives. If you must continue with your inexplicable ‘hypocriticism’ then please change your post name. To be a “LaughingMan”, you should be able to laugh.
Converitng from Christianity
I have been a Catholic for 42 years and have finally had enough. The rules, the regulations, the weekly basket at church, the demands for donations when using the church for weddings, christenings, etc. - I’ve had enough. I’ve also had enough of teaching my kids the nonsense of creationism, the Virgin Mary, splitting sea waters, arcs to carry animals the size of Manhattan (and built by hand nevertheless), rivers turning to blood, etc. Frankly, I’m sick and tired of lying to my kids. Now my family can truly turn Mondays and Fridays into religious holidays simply by celebrating with our pasta and sauces. What does one say to their children when they ask the question “why does our God allow all the atrocities and killings we hear about in the news?”. How can I keep replying that God made man and gave him the power to do both good and evil. How can I lie to my children with such an answer and then try to persuade them that God had the power to create the universe in one day? So God can create the universe in a day but can’t control the makings of evil tyrants such as Sadam, Hitler and Bush? Now I can simply tell them to enjoy their holiness with fork and spoon and thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster for each and every day that they’re alive. We are true converts and will be following your site and teachings regularly. I will also be holding a candlelight vigil for all the Christians, Child Molesters, Jews, Born Agains, Felons, Muslims, Gays and the “less fortunate” people throughout the world at the upcoming Feast of San Genaro in Little Italy, New York City. Afterwards, we will all join our holiness for a tasting of Brunello wines and a pasta dinner at Umbertos of Little Italy. All proceeds from the event will go to funding the midwest farmers who grow the wonderful grains that help keep our God alive.
Bless you all.
R. Ferro, Hopewell Junction
@Pat B
Hi Pat B, what a heartwarming post. Welcome to the CoFSM :)
May His Noodlyness embrace you forever guide you in the truth.
RAmen
Welcome Pat B - How old are your kids?
We are struggling with ours and the school as well - they are 6 and 4 and keep putting their hands together and whispering - “Talking to God” - they haven’t the faintest idea what they are doing and it really gets on my nerves - they don’t go to a religious school.
Grrrrrr!
Oh well, when they are a bit older we can explain things a bit more easily to them - right now they still believe in Santa and the Tooth Fairy, so one more can’t hurt! (I hope!)
Enjoy your festival - sounds fun :)
@Wench Nikkiee
“Hi Pat B, what a heartwarming post. Welcome to the CoFSM :)
May His Noodlyness embrace you forever guide you in the truth.
RAmen”
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That was shocking!!
Edit: How about ….
May His Noodly embrace forever guide you in the truth. :)
(and I hadn’t even been drinking Pater’s mighty, mighty miracle water when I attempted to write that the first time!)
RAmen