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  1. 181 - January 6th, 2007 at 4:31 pm - SATAN Says:

    “I always thought Satan and God were one in the same. Am I right?”
    No way. Satan’s not some wanker who spews threats all over the net. Gimme a break!!!

  2. 182 - January 6th, 2007 at 4:33 pm - Alchemist Says:

    Hahaha - imagine communion? “Red wine. No ta, I’ve brought my own - anyone want a Jack Daniel’s? No! Oh well, all the more for me. What are you looking at me like that for? I did offer.”

  3. 183 - January 6th, 2007 at 4:35 pm - Alchemist Says:

    Sorry satan. Wanker? you english, cool.

  4. 184 - January 6th, 2007 at 4:40 pm - Jesus Loves You Too Says:

    Jesus loves me! This I know,
    For the Bible tells me so;
    Little ones to Him belong,
    They are weak but He is strong.
    Yes, Jesus loves me!
    Yes, Jesus loves me!
    Yes, Jesus loves me!
    The Bible tells me so.

    Jesus loves me! He who died,
    Heaven’s gate to open wide;
    He will wash away my sin,
    Let His little child come in.
    Yes, Jesus loves me!
    Yes, Jesus loves me!
    Yes, Jesus loves me!
    The Bible tells me so.

    Jesus loves me! loves me still,
    When I’m very weak and ill;
    From His shining throne on high,
    Comes to watch me where I lie.
    Yes, Jesus loves me!
    Yes, Jesus loves me!
    Yes, Jesus loves me!
    The Bible tells me so.

    Jesus loves me! He will stay,
    Close beside me all the way;
    He’s prepared a home for me,
    And some day His face I’ll see.
    Yes, Jesus loves me!
    Yes, Jesus loves me!
    Yes, Jesus loves me!
    The Bible tells me so.

  5. 185 - January 6th, 2007 at 4:42 pm - Re-Oared Marc Says:

    Satan is English? Somehow I knew this…

  6. 186 - January 6th, 2007 at 4:42 pm - Beastly Rich Says:

    jesus loves your mum. Up the ass.

  7. 187 - January 6th, 2007 at 4:44 pm - Re-Oared Marc Says:

    Does Jesus love you with his big throbbing member?

  8. 188 - January 6th, 2007 at 4:50 pm - Captain Noodulous Silicate TBHNA Says:

    @Alchemist Jan 6th, 2007 at 4:35 pm
    All the best baddies are English.
    I bet he looks like Donald Pleasance and sounds like James Mason.

  9. 189 - January 6th, 2007 at 4:51 pm - Bubba The Baptist Says:

    Howdee Ya’ll I’m Bubba from Tennessee. I found this here site of ya’lls. While lookin’ fer some folks ta convert on over ta the good side. Amen.
    I’ll tell ya’lls I was a takin’ aback by ya’lls blasphemy. Then I’s ‘memeberd what the Good Lord said. He said Bubba! Judge nots the nuts! Go forth an’ save em. So heres I am. I has an’ eight hundrad number fer yu’ins ta call me and talk.
    It’s 1-800-call god.
    Bubba is here fer ya.
    Amen

  10. 190 - January 6th, 2007 at 4:54 pm - Beastly Rich Says:

    you’re laying it on too thick. Next time you troll an atheist website you should make less of the southern drawl and and more fuck and 3 letter references to our sexuality

  11. 191 - January 6th, 2007 at 4:56 pm - Beastly Rich Says:

    I’m english and would make a good baddie.

  12. 192 - January 6th, 2007 at 4:59 pm - Captain Noodulous Silicate TBHNA Says:

    I’m English too.
    I can see us in history - “Captain and Beastly” the finest and most calculating evil geniuses never to be caught…

  13. 193 - January 6th, 2007 at 5:01 pm - Brother Boyardee Says:

    You said it Rich. True Christians are much more silly and vulgar.

    Sigh, here I am bored, and now I have to wait for a true Christian to come along. Where are you Laugh, when I need a laugh?

  14. 194 - January 6th, 2007 at 5:01 pm - Bubba The Baptist Says:

    Howdee Rich Glads ya’ll comed forwards an’ that tells Bubba ya’lls lost an’ wants ta be saved. Did yu’in try da eight hundrad number? It’s been busy an’ Iknows sometimes ya’ll is a scared ta use yer reel names an’ such.
    Lets talk Rich I knows ya can feels Gods love. Just open up yer heart an’ let da sunshines inn.
    Amen

  15. 195 - January 6th, 2007 at 5:02 pm - Alchemist Says:

    @Jesus Loves You Too
    .
    Why thank you. Might I direct you to a little known hymn “Jesus Saves”. I wont sing it for you but a version is available here;
    .
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_Can‘t_Play_Rugby
    .
    It is very moving
    RAmen

  16. 196 - January 6th, 2007 at 5:05 pm - Alchemist Says:

  17. 197 - January 6th, 2007 at 5:07 pm - Bubba The Baptist Says:

    Thats a horrable Alkymmist I will prays fer yer salvavtins an’ stuff. The rest of ya’ll Jesus really does Love yu’ins. For he dyed fer yer sins on a cross an’ everythin’. Please repents afore its too late. Jesus is comin’
    Amen

  18. 198 - January 6th, 2007 at 5:08 pm - Beastly Rich Says:

    You know, I’ve been tempted for a long while to call myself the laughingman, go to a christian forum posing as a Christian, and see how long I can troll for in the style of TLG before being thrown out.

  19. 199 - January 6th, 2007 at 5:12 pm - SATAN Says:

    Bubba
    Ya makn me kinda nauseous again. (sorry bout us’n a 3 sylable word on ya dere)
    Come, take my hand child and I’ll show ya da truth. (and how to spell!)

  20. 200 - January 6th, 2007 at 5:14 pm - Alchemist Says:

    Bubba. You’re not related to Peter by any chance?

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