60 YO Oz Woman Humped to Death By a Camel

This board is NOT restricted access. Keep that in mind when you post.

Moderator: Other Stuff Mods

60 YO Oz Woman Humped to Death By a Camel

Postby ken worley on Mon Aug 20, 2007 9:10 am

I didn't know whether to post this in serious discussion, or jokes....

On the one hand, a woman is dead....serious.

On the other hand......



:roll:


(click on avoiding-eye-contact-fsm-emoticon)
Image
User avatar
ken worley
King of the Pervs
 
Posts: 3363
Joined: Sun Dec 17, 2006 11:10 pm
Location: Fortress of Squalitude

Camel

Postby black bart on Mon Aug 20, 2007 3:51 pm

What happened to the camel...did he go on to be a big porn star?
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
User avatar
black bart
Resident Weevil
 
Posts: 25876
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:56 am
Location: London

Postby ke_mikiao on Mon Aug 20, 2007 5:46 pm

The fate of the camel is not known.

An autopsy of the woman will determine the precise cause of death within days.



well........the first answers your question.....


the second just made me laugh........a 300+ lb camel squashed some poor woman.....and they need to cut her open to see what killed her??


personally......i think she died of a heart attack......too many deep-fried camel cheeseburgers over the years.....the camel wanted revenge for his brothers in cud....


brothers in cud....thats a good one.....i'll remember that.....[/quote]
"The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head."

"Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow." - Kay, Men in Black
User avatar
ke_mikiao
Chitarra Captain
 
Posts: 672
Joined: Thu Sep 22, 2005 9:03 am
Location: Tegmark 0, on a clear day I can see to infinity

Postby ken worley on Mon Aug 20, 2007 5:52 pm

Believe it or not...When I posted this, I was looking for an acceptable synonym for "f#@%ed"


I chose one of my everyday favorites, "humped", without realizing the pun....I swear it is true.
Image
User avatar
ken worley
King of the Pervs
 
Posts: 3363
Joined: Sun Dec 17, 2006 11:10 pm
Location: Fortress of Squalitude

Postby Moral Minority on Wed Aug 22, 2007 1:51 pm

That was funne,
User avatar
Moral Minority
Prophet of Pastafarianism
 
Posts: 5629
Joined: Sun Jul 01, 2007 5:51 pm
Location: Follow the trail of smoldering bodies.

Postby Rainswept on Wed Aug 22, 2007 4:26 pm

ken worley wrote:Believe it or not...When I posted this, I was looking for an acceptable synonym for "f#@%ed"


I chose one of my everyday favorites, "humped", without realizing the pun....I swear it is true.


You get a few respectability points back because it was unintentional, but not many.
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
User avatar
Rainswept
Caliph of Capitalist Fishing Pole Hobo Apologists
 
Posts: 9012
Joined: Tue Oct 18, 2005 9:11 pm
Location: State of Disbelief

Postby Dan(da haole guy) on Wed Aug 22, 2007 8:14 pm

Aloha..inquiring minds (well, one..) want to know..Bactrian or Dromedary?
KAULANA NA PUA A'O FSM..HANO HANO..FSM NO KA OI..
Dan(da haole guy)
Vermicelli Vizier
 
Posts: 1122
Joined: Thu May 17, 2007 12:08 am
Location: under da wing of koloa nui

Postby Kielay on Wed Aug 22, 2007 9:31 pm

I think its appalling the lack of respect you people aren't having for the sensless violence caused by "sexually aroused animals"!

Do you know the statistics for "humping fatalities" (HF) in America today?

Well, neither do I, but I'm sure its shocking... you should all be ashamed!

:wink:
"Those who think they know everything are an annoyance to those of us who do."
~Isaac Asimov
User avatar
Kielay
Gnocchetti Galley Slave
 
Posts: 55
Joined: Wed Aug 22, 2007 3:57 pm
Location: Baton Rouge, LA

Postby ken worley on Thu Aug 23, 2007 6:03 am

I think it comes down to envy...I mean, sure, half of those involved are animals, and the other half are dead,
but, still, they're gettin' laid, right?...
Image
User avatar
ken worley
King of the Pervs
 
Posts: 3363
Joined: Sun Dec 17, 2006 11:10 pm
Location: Fortress of Squalitude

Postby Dan(da haole guy) on Thu Aug 23, 2007 9:41 pm

Aloha..laid, indeed...& permanent-like, as well!
KAULANA NA PUA A'O FSM..HANO HANO..FSM NO KA OI..
Dan(da haole guy)
Vermicelli Vizier
 
Posts: 1122
Joined: Thu May 17, 2007 12:08 am
Location: under da wing of koloa nui

Postby Etay on Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:33 am

Hey, Commodore Angryy lives around the Brisbane area, doesn't he? Maybe he knows more about what happened.
O rly?
Yarrly!
User avatar
Etay
Gnocchetti Galley Slave
 
Posts: 60
Joined: Mon Aug 06, 2007 7:46 am
Location: Out at Sea.

Postby Dan(da haole guy) on Wed Sep 26, 2007 9:31 pm

Aloha..

The sexual life of the camel..is not quite what everyone thinks..
One night, in a fit of passion..it tried to bugger the Sphinx..
Now, the Sphinx's posterior orifice is blocked by the sands of the Nile..
Which accounts for the hump on the camel
And the Sphinx's inscrutable smile..


If this be thread necromancy..then make the most of it..AARRGGHH!! :fsm_yarr:
KAULANA NA PUA A'O FSM..HANO HANO..FSM NO KA OI..
Dan(da haole guy)
Vermicelli Vizier
 
Posts: 1122
Joined: Thu May 17, 2007 12:08 am
Location: under da wing of koloa nui

Postby PantyGnawer on Wed Sep 26, 2007 9:35 pm

A Captain in the foreign legion was transfered to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted mens barracks. He asked the Sargent leading the tour, "What's the camel for?".

The Sargent replied "Well sir it's a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, uh, we have the camel."

The captain said "Well if it's good for moral, then I guess it's all right with me."

After he had been at the fort for about 6 months the captain could not stand it any more so he told his Sargent, "BRING IN THE CAMEL!!!" The sarge shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the captains quarters.

The captain got a foot stool & proceeded to have vigorous sex with the camel. As he stepped, satisfied, down from the stool, and was buttoning his pants he asked the Sargent, "Is that how the enlisted men do it?"

The Sargent replied, "Well sir, they usually just use it to ride into town."
User avatar
PantyGnawer
Spam Bob Grill Pants
 
Posts: 4481
Joined: Sat Mar 10, 2007 9:17 pm
Location: Ask yer Mom.

Postby PantyGnawer on Wed Sep 26, 2007 9:43 pm

Kielay wrote:I think its appalling the lack of respect you people aren't having for the sensless violence caused by "sexually aroused animals"!

Do you know the statistics for "humping fatalities" (HF) in America today?



When I went diving with manatees in FLA, this was one of the explicit warnings. The manatees have been known to pin people to the bottom and hump them (menstruating women I think).

Couldn't find any info on whether there have been any fatalities.
User avatar
PantyGnawer
Spam Bob Grill Pants
 
Posts: 4481
Joined: Sat Mar 10, 2007 9:17 pm
Location: Ask yer Mom.

Ugly

Postby black bart on Fri Sep 28, 2007 10:35 am

One day a chap decides to pack it all in and join the foreign legion. Before he knows it he's posted to some far off desert hundreds of miles from anywhere.

The days go by and he quickly gets into the routine.

Up at dawn, training for the rest of the day, back to the barracks at nightfall.

Over and over and over.

Then one day the chap wakes up to an almighty commotion. He makes his way outside and in the distance, way out on the sand dunes he can make out a train of camels.

The other Legionnaires are all running as fast as they can towards the camel train, fighting each other to get there first.

Our chap is not sure what the score is so stops the sergeant and asks....

"What's so special about the camel train?"

"Well, they only come round twice a year and its our only chance for sex!!!"

"Wow", says the fellar a bit taken aback.

"So why is everyone running?"

"Well, "says the sergeant, "...you don't want an ugly one do you?"
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
User avatar
black bart
Resident Weevil
 
Posts: 25876
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:56 am
Location: London

Next

Return to Games, Fun, and Jokes

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 2 guests