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Thanks for the help!

Postby voodooguru on Mon Sep 05, 2005 10:47 pm

Ok. I understand now. This IS just another sophomoric, dungeons and dragons alternate universe thing, this FSM. Yohoho then. Thanks for making me see that. I should take noodletation to the Theosophists I guess.
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Postby Cerberus on Tue Sep 06, 2005 5:27 am

That and we ALL know that sophmores really can't understand the excessively indepth rules of 3rd edition dungeons and dragons, i mean come on. It would take at least a level 13 wizard wearing nothing but a spell protected loincloth and one sandle; dancing wildly on top of a ants nest to understand that. DUH!
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Re: Thanks for the help!

Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Wed Sep 14, 2005 8:56 pm

voodooguru wrote:Ok. I understand now. This IS just another sophomoric, dungeons and dragons alternate universe thing, this FSM. Yohoho then. Thanks for making me see that. I should take noodletation to the Theosophists I guess.


are you saying that this is some kind fo a JOKE? do you LAUGH at the Flying Spaghetti Monsters Existence? is it a MOCKERY to you?

i hope for your sake you know that this is a real religeon, or else you are doomed to ride the bus to the stirpper facotyr and beer volcanoe. i can't remember exactly how long it is, but its really long. and you can only stay for a day and a half.
(a day of beer and sex is not actually done untill after 12:00. obviosly)

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