Has FSM usurped the original Matriarch, Sauce Goddess??

[BornAgainParmesean]

We of the FSM church may not be fully aware that originally matriarchical societies based on planting and farming once exalted the SAUCE GODDESS. Are we so patriarchical that it's all about the noodly appendage? What's a good noodle without the sauce. I say, let us exalt the Unified TWO.

Yours in Worship,
BornAgainParmesean