Why FSM cannot be the creator of the universe

[sushi]

Grüß Gott,

It is impossible that the Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe. As we know spaghetti have to be boiled in water, a little salted, with a few drops of olive oil aprox 8 to 10 minutes until they are "al dente". Therefore water, a pinch of salt, and a few drops of olive oil must have existed before the FSM.

Sorry.

[Touched by a Noodle]

It is impossible that the Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe. As we know spaghetti have to be boiled in a little salted water with a few drops of olive oil aprox 8 to 10 minutes until they are "al dente". Therefore water, a pinch of salt, and a few drops of olive oil must have existed before the FSM.

Sorry.

Yes. That's true, except you forgot the Flying Spaghetti Monster accidently impregnated Mrs. Time Machine.

Once the little "Flying Spaghetti Monster" learned the time machine secrets from his mother, well, he created water, salt and olive oil. He decided he had water and salt nailed so he scrapped olive oil and created extra virgin olive oil.

I could be wrong about this 'cause I haven't heard it from a guy on TV telling me who to vote for.

[sushi]

I don't believe it was able for an entity, which consists of al dente boiled spaghetthi, to accidently impregnate anybody.
I guess that applies to maccaroni ditto.

[D Day]

Grüß Gott,

It is impossible that the Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe. As we know spaghetti have to be boiled in water, a little salted, with a few drops of olive oil aprox 8 to 10 minutes until they are "al dente". Therefore water, a pinch of salt, and a few drops of olive oil must have existed before the FSM.

Sorry.

In the beginning, there was only Him. FSM is the creator of all. He need not be boiled. Our own earthly spaghetti is merely an impression of Him. It is our tribute, our way of honoring his existence.

[Brady]

Have faith my brother in Noodliness. It will get you through where logic and common sense fail.

[Benedict]

Grüß Gott,

It is impossible that the Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe. As we know spaghetti have to be boiled in water, a little salted, with a few drops of olive oil aprox 8 to 10 minutes until they are "al dente". Therefore water, a pinch of salt, and a few drops of olive oil must have existed before the FSM.

Sorry.

In the beginning, there was only Him. FSM is the creator of all. He need not be boiled. Our own earthly spaghetti is merely an impression of Him. It is our tribute, our way of honoring his existence.

Of course. Raw spaghetti is not true spaghetti, but transubstantiates into His form through the act of boiling.

[PuffTheMagicDragQueen]

Grüß Gott,

I will when I see him...

In the beginning, there was only Him. FSM is the creator of all. He need not be boiled. Our own earthly spaghetti is merely an impression of Him. It is our tribute, our way of honoring his existence.

Well spoken You seem to be well versed in FSMism.

[KC Observer]

It is impossible that the Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe.

A heretic!! Start boiling the water!

You, sir (or madam) will need to consume FSM's noodleyness until ytou have converted! What a delicious way to be converted!

[futzman]

Grüß Gott,

It is impossible that the Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe. As we know spaghetti have to be boiled in water, a little salted, with a few drops of olive oil aprox 8 to 10 minutes until they are "al dente". Therefore water, a pinch of salt, and a few drops of olive oil must have existed before the FSM.

Sorry.

Oh gentle sushi! Of course FSM created all everything! And I have proof.

Just look at the Irreducitibley Complexiosity(tm) of spaghetti. If you remove a single ingredient, does it not become something less than spaghetti? If you remove the meatballs, do you not have to substitute something else for your "meatballs"? Which came first -- the water or the pasta? I believe these questions and the Irreducitibley Complexiosity(tm) of the complexiosity of FSM proves my point!

[sushi]

Oh. I will noodle over this.

Regards from Austria
(you know, that country where Arnold Schwarzenegger and kangaroos come from)

Pasta la vista, baby.

[Cardinal Queequeg]

Sushi, I would point out 2 things.

First, Futzman is exactly correct, we are operating under the ass-umption of irreducible complexity here. If you can't understand or don't want to believe, simply throw your hands up in the air and shout, " It's too complex!" and you will feel better right away.

Secondly, as an Austrian, you come from a country where two generations ago Julie Andrews sang about the glories of Schnitzel with NOODLES, being one of her "favorite things" in the Sound of Music.

A prophecy?

You tell me!!!

Cardinal Queequeg

[sushi]

Just look at the Irreducitibley Complexiosity(tm) of spaghetti.

Yesterday I ordered my wife to cook a big boil of spaghetti alla bolognese. I looked at the Irreducitibley Complexiosity(tm) of it for more than two hours and thereafter I threw my hands up and shouted, " It's too complex!"
Nothing happened. Except the spaghetti had became cold and my wife called me a bloody nerd.
What did I do wrong?

Secondly, "Schnitzel with noodles" that is really blasphemy. In Austria you will be fined and burnt at the stake for just mention such composite.

By the way I suspect spaghetti with meatballs doesn't exist in real life. It just exists in movies.
(I also suspect Kansas doesn't really exist, except in Hillbilly songs)

Will I have to boil in hell for that? Or in olive oil?

[dutchroll]

Wow! Do you have kangaroos over there too, Sushi?

Every time I visit the US I get told that it must be great being only a short car drive from several different countries! Schnitzel with noodles? Uugh! Mit Bratkartoffeln for me. I'm certain even the exhalted FSM Himself would turn His nose up at Schnitzel with noodles.

[sushi]

Do you have kangaroos over there too?

Yes. But the Austrian kangaroos are a bit smaller than the Australian, and they are armed.
Kangaroo-schnitzels taste pretty good without noodles.

[Noodlyoodly]

Sushi,

You *ordered* your wife??? Do you usually *order* your wife to do things?

Are you living in Austria in the 21st Century or in some strange time warp?


And is your wife an FSM'er? If she is, might she simply be inspired by the FSM to cook pasta instead of your *ordering* her???