Welcome all!
Hey Deck Hand, I also came here from a political forum. You'll find that we do have a political section, equipped with actual conservatives (make that conservative) and Christians!
I'm sure there's a place for Philosophy in Serious Discussion, Abbas! Have a good time!
Duke
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by Duke on Thu Feb 15, 2007 2:04 am
"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
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by Cricetus on Thu Feb 15, 2007 10:00 am
Why hello all fellow Pastafarians. 
I recently discovered FSMism and are now eagerly trying to convert the rest of my school with the leaflets inserted in The Gospel of the FSM. If I am persistent, I know these frigid Norwegians will crack and convert.
All hail His Noodliness.
I recently discovered FSMism and are now eagerly trying to convert the rest of my school with the leaflets inserted in The Gospel of the FSM. If I am persistent, I know these frigid Norwegians will crack and convert.
All hail His Noodliness.
So sayeth the Hamster
RAmen
RAmen
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I tried to eat Spaghetti with a white shirt
by MrJonno on Thu Feb 15, 2007 10:58 am
And then I was touched , not a mere tomato stain but a sign of the pasta diety himself. I hereby renounce logic, reason and athiesm and devote my life to the FSM himself (as long as it doesnt get in the way too much of drinking and other unhealthy activities)
Jon from London ,UK 34 flu ridden and in need of a good wench and good pasta
Jon from London ,UK 34 flu ridden and in need of a good wench and good pasta
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I had ramen for dinner last night....
by noodliness on Fri Feb 16, 2007 1:55 pm
... and I was so touched. I swear I saw the FSM in my ramen (in ramen form naturally).... and then I ate him.
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Re: I tried to eat Spaghetti with a white shirt
by Capellini on Fri Feb 16, 2007 2:43 pm
MrJonno wrote:And then I was touched , not a mere tomato stain but a sign of the pasta diety himself. I hereby renounce logic, reason and athiesm and devote my life to the FSM himself (as long as it doesnt get in the way too much of drinking and other unhealthy activities)
Jon from London ,UK 34 flu ridden and in need of a good wench and good pasta
Tip from across the pond: it isn't easy to pick up chicks with the "I'm infested with a virus" line.
True terror lies in the futility of human existence.
Malcolm Reynolds is my co-pilot.
"The only freedom deserving the name, is that of pursuing our own good in our own way, so long as we do not attempt to deprive others of theirs, or impede their efforts to obtain it. Each is the proper guardian of his own health, whether bodily, or mental and spiritual. Mankind are greater gainers by suffering each other to live as seems good to themselves, than by compelling each to live as seems good to the rest." - John Stuart Mill
Malcolm Reynolds is my co-pilot.
"The only freedom deserving the name, is that of pursuing our own good in our own way, so long as we do not attempt to deprive others of theirs, or impede their efforts to obtain it. Each is the proper guardian of his own health, whether bodily, or mental and spiritual. Mankind are greater gainers by suffering each other to live as seems good to themselves, than by compelling each to live as seems good to the rest." - John Stuart Mill
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by TalkingBull on Fri Feb 16, 2007 10:00 pm
I actually missed this topic and posted elsewhere first
I am sowwy
NEW CONVERT HERE!
ARRGHHH!!!
I just got my book and car emblem today and I LOVE IT!!!
I am sowwy
NEW CONVERT HERE!
ARRGHHH!!!
I just got my book and car emblem today and I LOVE IT!!!
I am a legally ordained Minister of the Church of the flying Spaghetti Monster and YES, my Dog Tags do in fact have Pastafarian as my "Religious Preference."
Check out my new Pirate-themed card game HERE!
Check out my new Pirate-themed card game HERE!
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Re: I tried to eat Spaghetti with a white shirt
by ken worley on Sat Feb 17, 2007 7:55 am
Capellini wrote:
Tip from across the pond: it isn't easy to pick up chicks with the "I'm infested with a virus" line.
Pretty picky coming from a girl who has been photographed hugging a monkey....
I'm not complaining, mind you, it gives us all hope....
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by Capellini on Sat Feb 17, 2007 12:35 pm
That monkey was totally clean and disease free, thank you.
And I wasn't dating her.
And I wasn't dating her.
True terror lies in the futility of human existence.
Malcolm Reynolds is my co-pilot.
"The only freedom deserving the name, is that of pursuing our own good in our own way, so long as we do not attempt to deprive others of theirs, or impede their efforts to obtain it. Each is the proper guardian of his own health, whether bodily, or mental and spiritual. Mankind are greater gainers by suffering each other to live as seems good to themselves, than by compelling each to live as seems good to the rest." - John Stuart Mill
Malcolm Reynolds is my co-pilot.
"The only freedom deserving the name, is that of pursuing our own good in our own way, so long as we do not attempt to deprive others of theirs, or impede their efforts to obtain it. Each is the proper guardian of his own health, whether bodily, or mental and spiritual. Mankind are greater gainers by suffering each other to live as seems good to themselves, than by compelling each to live as seems good to the rest." - John Stuart Mill
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by Capellini on Sun Feb 18, 2007 1:03 pm
MeatSauce wrote:My old account no longer works, probably due to being inactive for more than a year.
Well I guess I'm back, things look much nicer.
Really? That shouldn't have happened. What name was the account under, I'll see if I can fix it.
True terror lies in the futility of human existence.
Malcolm Reynolds is my co-pilot.
"The only freedom deserving the name, is that of pursuing our own good in our own way, so long as we do not attempt to deprive others of theirs, or impede their efforts to obtain it. Each is the proper guardian of his own health, whether bodily, or mental and spiritual. Mankind are greater gainers by suffering each other to live as seems good to themselves, than by compelling each to live as seems good to the rest." - John Stuart Mill
Malcolm Reynolds is my co-pilot.
"The only freedom deserving the name, is that of pursuing our own good in our own way, so long as we do not attempt to deprive others of theirs, or impede their efforts to obtain it. Each is the proper guardian of his own health, whether bodily, or mental and spiritual. Mankind are greater gainers by suffering each other to live as seems good to themselves, than by compelling each to live as seems good to the rest." - John Stuart Mill
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by Alchemist on Sun Feb 18, 2007 10:45 pm
Well. I should have chosen a different name from that I use at the Church
I'm not that bad really. Slightly mad but not clinically.
Well. My first post in the forums. Just one thing to say.
Europe, Merkil, Berlin thing. NO! Let's stand up and be counted eh ?
I'm not that bad really. Slightly mad but not clinically.
Well. My first post in the forums. Just one thing to say.
Europe, Merkil, Berlin thing. NO! Let's stand up and be counted eh ?
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by brother_meatball on Sun Feb 18, 2007 11:35 pm
meat and greet, hello
- the ground did quake and the rivers overflowed with the grace of his blessed sauce.
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