Apostasy: (n)Abandonment of one's religious faith, a political party, one's principles, or a cause.
Apastacy: To knowingly irk His Noodliness through acts offensive to Him.
I wish to complile acts of Apastacy; I submit these for your opinion:
1) Using cheese from a can
2) Eating pasta from a can
3) Drinking alcohol-free beer
4) Eating rice on a Friday
5) Not carrying at least one, one-dollar bill on you in case of Stripper
7) Saying "G'yar!" without squinting one eye
8 ) Hearing an ID theory without mentioning FSM
Consequence is His Noodliness' being irked at you. Absolution at the next beer or real pasta... or being really really hungry at the time.
More, please, and discuss.