"That's where that bloody thing went to. Hey! Cap'n Green Smith! Here's a Green Potato for you!"
And with that, he blasted the potato at the Rainbow Worrier with the cannon usually reserved for firing loaded questions. It hit Smith's ship and exploded into recycled french fries which dropped down on Smith and his crew like a...
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate
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