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The fallen one.

Postby soyastuff on Thu Sep 22, 2005 1:50 am

Are there pasta angels?

There must have been a pasta angel that though he was better than the FSM and tried to take his place and was cast down by one of the other pasta angels,what does he look like?

A burnt piece of uncooked pasta, perhaps a burnt fusilli?


What is his name?

The mean in of life is to eat(I think we all know that) so perhaps his name(If you haven't had a vision of this name) should be Netae(I feel sure this is the unspeakable one's name).

There must have been a pasta war where many pasta angels fell and became burned fusilli beings in Netae's army of the dammed.





I just wondered.



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Postby soyastuff on Thu Sep 22, 2005 6:11 am

Pat and his battle.

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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Thu Sep 22, 2005 7:02 am

i don't believe there are, but if they fall, they certinaly didn't become atkins, for he was accidentally created at the same time as pesto. i belive our noodly lord sneezed, or something...
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Postby soyastuff on Thu Sep 22, 2005 9:02 am

what about the struggle between the forces of creation and those of destruction?
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Postby Irish Noodle on Thu Sep 22, 2005 9:49 am

Some Macaroni that got out of line?

I don't think the FSM has Angels..though perhaps there are strings of noodles that follow him through space and do his bidding.
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Thu Sep 22, 2005 4:01 pm

but that'd just be his noodly appendage. so in a sense yes, but the angles are just part of him, so whatever. although one guy said he saw some penne angles speak to him. so who knows? but if they are created by his noodlyness, then i doubt they could ever fall.

cuz were so much better than those christians.

also, creation would be Pasta, destruction would be low carb.

think. creation, gets fat. destrution, loses fat.

ironically I'm taking health, in which they talk about healthy eating. and sex ed. so it must encoupass all of his noodlyness.
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Postby Nayvera on Mon Oct 10, 2005 11:53 pm

Surely the fallen one's name would be Easimac. He seems to have developed an unholy following among college aged kids. I've even heard him being reffered to as The Great God Easimac, which is just wrong!
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Tue Oct 11, 2005 4:12 pm

you have a point. Atkins IS the ultamite evil, but that dosen't mean he's all the evil there is.

cheap immitations.

espcially Boyardee. he's considered a false prophet. more accurately, a misguided one, but whatever. I'm pretty sure easymac and *shudders* Kraft fall under that catagory.

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Postby Shoeman on Tue Oct 11, 2005 4:56 pm

In all seriousness, Bigotry is the Enemy. Bigotry and stupidity is what we oppose through the following of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Our enemy in the Loose Canon should be one that represents all these things.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and nominate the Chimpanzee of the War of the Chimpanzee, George Bush. But Then again there is probably a better canidate.
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Tue Oct 11, 2005 7:11 pm

too true shoeman, we are defintly in a crusade against stupidity and bigotry (I'll have to look up that word)

but from a biblical stand-point, we defintly need a personified EVIL. enter Atkins.
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Postby fusiontortellini on Wed Oct 12, 2005 7:57 pm

Who really might actually be back this time . . .

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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Wed Oct 12, 2005 8:38 pm

southbeach is Atkins bit of heaven he stole. he torchures US, but not his "loyal subjects"

pleah.

so in a manner of speaking, yes it is hell to us. but them anorexic peeps don't think so.
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Postby fusiontortellini on Wed Oct 12, 2005 10:28 pm

Aaah! So the "Tortures of the Damned" involve vomiting? And bulimiacs are truly accursed?

And thus the Penance for Over-Drinking His sacred beer. Although I am not sure that penance should be so Truly Eeeevil.
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Postby Nayvera on Wed Oct 12, 2005 11:42 pm

See, Easimac (spelled that way, it was corrupted for commercialism) is the ultimate fallen angel. Think about it: He has lured young children and college kids alike away from the true pasta. His cheap imitation pasta with fake cheese is not the real thing. It is the false idol, all dressed up in bright colors and catchy songs that makes people believe in him and not the FSM.

Plus, when can you pause for reflection and devotion if you don't have to wait 15 minutes for water to boil?


Also, my batman avie is just being funny. My friend actually made it, but I'm a huge batman fan (got my own moderately successful rpg board too), so I "stole" it. It's not being derogatory, but fangirls are allowed to poke fun at what they love :D
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Postby Snakeon on Wed Oct 12, 2005 11:44 pm

It is my firm conviction that many strippers are His angels on earth, and the rest are training at the convent of His covenant. It is in piety that we should worship at their bosom and tithe the g-strings of righteousness.
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