I see that people are checking this out, and I think I made a mistake in making it seem as if the formula I gave is an iron-clad rule of some sort. No way!
Make puns, make no sense at all, give bad advice, give good advice, do anything you want!
The only sort of "rule" that applies to Proverbs, really, is that they are generally short - a sentence are two, and they give some kind of advice, often obvious or useless.
I don't "own" this thread, and my "rules" were only meant to be a suggestion, or some kind of jumping-off point that you, my brother and sister Pastafarians, might find helpful if you haven't spent time reading/making fun of that other book. (It sucks to forget to stash reading material in your suitcase when you have to stay in hotels...) So please, just toss out something silly before you leave!?!
One of the funniest things I saw was in the e-mail section, (so I have to scroll through twenty pages looking for the author *sigh*) , was this:
With Him, All Things are Pasta-Bowl.
That is SOOOO perfect! I don't own this thread, and my "rules" don't apply. There are no "rules!" Just like our "Flimsy Moral Standards," the compilation of a the holy text which we hope will result from this is, after all, The Loose Canon! Let your creativity, so clear through the boards, go crazy!
Yours in sauce,