How Many Have You Converted?

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Duke
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Postby Duke » Wed Mar 08, 2006 1:31 am

Griffin wrote:I keep trying but people ask "how is your FSM"? It's hard to convince them the FSM belongs to them too.


You must remember:
"Never Give Up. Never Surrender. Never Doubt The Power of the FSM".


Duke
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Postby ChowMein » Tue Mar 21, 2006 9:01 pm

I've been passing FSM on to everyone I know,yet none have become members, a couple have sneaked in to read pirate chef and called me twisted afterwards.
I am very proud.

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Postby Tansy the Terrible » Tue Mar 21, 2006 9:06 pm

I got back to work Monday and have one person on here so far. PirateRob of Whitby. He's nice, say hi. Just one sooo far.... hee hee
"Okee dokee doggie daddy!"

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PirateRobOfWhitby
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brownie points!!!!!!

Postby PirateRobOfWhitby » Tue Mar 21, 2006 10:23 pm

Tansy Tansy Tansy.........
How many points or Brownie Marks do you get for converts???
You Royal Boot Licking to the Great FSM??
hope your not using me to get to the top ???
cause i'll be crying in my beer.
come to think about it beer with a FSM label would
sell good with me and mate's
Tansy ,i'm just a Tawny Speckled Pug to your Greatness
Cheers Pirate Rob

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Postby Rob Anybody » Tue Mar 21, 2006 10:52 pm

PIRATEROB!!!!
Tansy says I should meet you but if you're half as crazy as she says all I have to say is that when we get arrested, YOU get to be the wife.
Cheers
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PirateRobOfWhitby
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ah darn!!!!

Postby PirateRobOfWhitby » Tue Mar 21, 2006 11:04 pm

i have to wear a dress again ??
well the last time i did ....,opps wrong web site for that one ,lol
yo oh
Pirate rob

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Postby Rob Anybody » Tue Mar 21, 2006 11:08 pm

strictly a comfort thing, right? I'll back you up on that one. Guys get cotton and denim, not that there is anything wrong with that, but wimmen get silk and lace and egyptian cotton that turn sweat into perfume or something like that.
Oh well, they spend $25 on ONE thong, we get six pairs of boxers for 10 bucks. Sort of makes up for the whole dog/diamond deal, eh?
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Tansy the Terrible
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Re: brownie points!!!!!!

Postby Tansy the Terrible » Wed Mar 22, 2006 1:27 am

PirateRobOfWhitby wrote:Tansy Tansy Tansy.........
How many points or Brownie Marks do you get for converts???
You Royal Boot Licking to the Great FSM??

No brownie points.. Just the hearty self-satisfaction that I've dragged another mind into the Bog of Silliness that is this wonderful place. :P

>>Tansy ,i'm just a Tawny Speckled Pug to your Greatness
Yes, yes you are. :wink:

>>PIRATEROB!!!!
Tansy says I should meet you but if you're half as crazy as she says all I have to say is that when we get arrested, YOU get to be the wife.

RobAnybody, you play nice! I'm not paying bail. *sniff*
"Okee dokee doggie daddy!"

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ChowMein
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Postby ChowMein » Wed Mar 22, 2006 1:42 am

Greetings Rob from Whitby!
Wanna captain one of the ships on Pirate Chef?
Twisted is what i'm looking for.
How 'bout tossing the blow hard offa the "Luv of Mike" and turn it into a pirate vessel?
Then go and rob(pun intended) the"Goodness Sake",they're sitting ducks. :mrgreen:

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Postby matzaball » Sun Mar 26, 2006 1:53 am

i believe that this organazation shall continue to grow as we the chosen ones spread the light of the FSM to others as i was converted by a frend who was converted by another frend and i have convered at least 4 frends and i know they are all working to spread the enlightenment of pastafarianism it is a chain that will continue to grow untill the entire world knows of we the sevants of the great one

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Postby bassman05 » Tue May 30, 2006 12:33 am

4 athiests :D

iacrawf
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we'll see

Postby iacrawf » Wed May 31, 2006 12:13 am

I'm not actively trying to convert atm, but when i get back on to campus in the fall, i'm going to fly. I know of quite a few possible converts down there.

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Postby Ezkerraldean » Thu Jun 01, 2006 6:14 am

my focus is converting creationists to scientists (or what creationists call "darwinists") but i think ive converted 3 or 4 atheists to pastafarianists.

well, maybe not converted, but ive shown them this site.
we are both atheists, it's just that i believe in one god less than you

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Postby bubblegumgirl » Thu Jun 01, 2006 6:25 am

I enjoy a good ole bit of converting. Have had Pirate parties in order to decrease global warming. FSM messages everywere. I converted a few that night, (The beer helped).
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Postby lordpunkmonk » Sat Nov 24, 2007 6:45 am

4 and 1 on the verge
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