Hello to all;
This morning while browsing topix.net, I came across "Flying Spaghetti Monsterism" as a heading. "Wtf?" I thought. So I clicked onto it.
My stomach hurts. Good thing I wasn't wearing mascara. The guy upstairs thinks I'm a raving lunatic (albeit a happy one).
Then I stopped to think and realized a few things:
1) I am a stripper.
2) I am Canadian so we serve *beer* in those joints.
3) The kitchen lady serves spaghetti & meatballs on *fridays*.
Coincidence? I think not!