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black bart
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Sustain me

Postby black bart » Thu Mar 09, 2006 10:10 am

She appears to be offering sustenance not violence! My kind of wench. :D
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

VerdillacFSM
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Greetings...I mean Y'AAARRRGGHHH!

Postby VerdillacFSM » Thu Mar 09, 2006 3:43 pm

I finally managed to come aboard the Pirate Ship, after many failed tries.

Long may the FSM reign Supremo...rumor has it that G.W. Bush is the Anti-Pasta. (I'm sure I'm not the first one to have said that here,sorry.)

I'm an American living in Canada...long story...It started when I met my future wife on the internet...I didn't know she was going to be my wife and neither did she. We have a daughter now...It was quite the first 'hello' in person. :D

I used to work in the Electrical Trade. Now I'm lucky to have a job at all. Having all this spare time and all these past few years I figure I should spend my time looking for Pasta Pirates to interact with. :fsm_yarr:

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Alpaca
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Postby Alpaca » Thu Mar 09, 2006 3:45 pm

Welcome! You'd probably fit in well here...

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Holy
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Postby Holy » Fri Mar 10, 2006 12:11 pm

AHOY fellow FSM belivers, I am glad to be among your ranks! :fsm:
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FlyingSpaghettiDragon
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Postby FlyingSpaghettiDragon » Fri Mar 10, 2006 1:57 pm

:worship: :fsm:

Deny His noodly goodness, and face my double-barrel! JK. (maybe)
This board seems too big to visit regularly, but I'll stop by when I can. I need an eye patch.
"Unfortunately Spaghetti-O's are seen as an abomonation in the sight of FSM."
- KC Observer

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DeadPoet
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Postby DeadPoet » Fri Mar 10, 2006 2:37 pm

YARR, welcome onboard, matey! Visit the board as often as you can, there is quite some interestin' talking goin on here.

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DeathLoofah
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Postby DeathLoofah » Sat Mar 11, 2006 9:59 pm

I have been a pastafarian since mid-late 2005, but this is my first foray into the forums. I'm looking forward to (possibly) being a useful contributor to the FSM community.
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Alpaca
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Postby Alpaca » Sun Mar 12, 2006 12:12 am

Be a useful contributor? Fit right in with us?

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Entropy
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Postby Entropy » Tue Mar 14, 2006 10:00 pm

I'm Entropy and now a true believer. YARR!

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Postby Alpaca » Tue Mar 14, 2006 10:47 pm

Entropy, eh? S>0 indeed.

Sorry, sorry, AP Physics is pouring over into my spring break. Welcome.

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Entropy
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Postby Entropy » Wed Mar 15, 2006 12:13 am

Heh, no, I got my name from one of the Invisibles comic book story arcs, "Entropy in the UK." I don't understand that physics mumbo-jumbo (which has all been altered by His Noodly Appendage anyway), so I think about the less technical entropy, like the sixties. :D

diego
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Postby diego » Wed Mar 15, 2006 1:19 am

:( Why did you get to the second law in AP Physics, we just did the first law and have just started electricity. (Fortunatly in AP Chem we are doing the second law)

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Tansy the Terrible
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Postby Tansy the Terrible » Thu Mar 16, 2006 2:18 am

Hello to all;
This morning while browsing topix.net, I came across "Flying Spaghetti Monsterism" as a heading. "Wtf?" I thought. So I clicked onto it.

My stomach hurts. Good thing I wasn't wearing mascara. The guy upstairs thinks I'm a raving lunatic (albeit a happy one).
Then I stopped to think and realized a few things:
1) I am a stripper.
2) I am Canadian so we serve *beer* in those joints.
3) The kitchen lady serves spaghetti & meatballs on *fridays*.
Coincidence? I think not!

Tansy. :D
"Okee dokee doggie daddy!"

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Tansy the Terrible
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Postby Tansy the Terrible » Thu Mar 16, 2006 3:23 am

Arrr, iffen any of 'em start to act twitly I'll just remind 'em *who* may be serving them their beer in the afterlife.....
"Wazzat? Oh, we only have blue light......"
Bwahahaha!

Tansy.
"Okee dokee doggie daddy!"

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JoshR
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Postby JoshR » Thu Mar 16, 2006 3:06 pm

I am a new Pastafarian, I learned about the religion all on my own after slight mention from a friend. I am working on converting my friends as we speak, becasue Pastafarianism makes so much more sense. So-- Hi!


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