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Postby E.Raser » Wed Mar 01, 2006 7:07 am

DeadPoet wrote:E.Raser, is that you? You seem to have login problems...


No, I am not. I believe that in carnival day some secret service, may be KGB, follow my thought .

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Chocs

Postby black bart » Wed Mar 01, 2006 10:12 am

vandal wrote:

Je vous ferai manger du spaghetti par l'anus pendant milles ans dans l'audelà!


Clearly not a Belgian as there is no mention of chocolate!
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Postby StephyMerirosvo » Thu Mar 02, 2006 4:16 am

... and French fries... that are in fact, Belgian...

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Re: Chocs

Postby E.Raser » Thu Mar 02, 2006 7:53 am

black bart wrote:vandal wrote:

Je vous ferai manger du spaghetti par l'anus pendant milles ans dans l'audelà!


Clearly not a Belgian as there is no mention of chocolate!


Clearly the reincarnation of Pierre-Jacques-Etienne Cambronne.
Who, calling upon secret weapons at the battle of Waterloo, generally known from english, did nor save his celestial buttocks.
However the vandal shows a kind of reasoning that is very strange for a barbarian like him

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Postby black bart » Tue Mar 07, 2006 9:37 am

I couldn't agree more - I always wondered how we managed to win the battle of Waterloo - we never have any luck in the Eurovision Song Contest!
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Postby Swatopluk » Tue Mar 07, 2006 9:42 am

Maybe Wellington won by singing so dreadfully that the French fled in panic :wink: :mrgreen: .
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Postby beagle » Tue Mar 07, 2006 10:10 am

We had Abba, (as welll as Blucher and Napoleon's haemorrhoids) as allies.

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Postby Swatopluk » Tue Mar 07, 2006 10:18 am

I don't know anything about Swedish participation in that war of a hundred days (but the descendants of Bernadotte, marshal of Napoleon, still hold the throne in Sweden).
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Postby beagle » Tue Mar 07, 2006 10:35 am

It was Blucher that swung it. It's a little known fact every time his name was mentioned all the French horses went berserk. Ours had been fitted with iPods. It's in the secret files at Sandhurst.
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Postby Swatopluk » Tue Mar 07, 2006 10:56 am

I suspect that the solution is simple: Napoleon used Microsoft Battle Manager 2.05. That always crashes when one army marches off the field and another comes in within eighteen hours while the cavalry is below 80% battle strength (the so-called whinny bug). Wellington used Linux Battle Penguins 5.73 instead.
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Postby black bart » Wed Mar 08, 2006 10:32 am

I'd like to see the text books that are being quoted from here!!!!!!!!

But the history of 'Eurovision' is something you Americans probably don't understand - if you did you would know Yurp for what it really is!

Actually if we Brits understood it we might have a chance of winning...nul points!
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Postby Swatopluk » Wed Mar 08, 2006 10:40 am

Auntie Dee Dee wrote:I do pity those silly fools that try to learn history from mere textbooks...


It's so difficult to rent the field of Waterloo these days. And I usually run short of 2-3 esquadrons heavy cavalry and three half-batteries of 9-pounders. :wink:
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Mud

Postby black bart » Wed Mar 08, 2006 12:35 pm

You need a good pair o Wellington Boots for all that Belgian mud aswell!!!
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Postby Swatopluk » Wed Mar 08, 2006 12:56 pm

Even my computer usually boots successfully :mrgreen:
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Postby don juan » Wed Mar 08, 2006 5:41 pm

A poil le crétin !
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