What the F***?

[E.Raser]

E.Raser, is that you? You seem to have login problems...

No, I am not. I believe that in carnival day some secret service, may be KGB, follow my thought .

[black bart]

vandal wrote:

Je vous ferai manger du spaghetti par l'anus pendant milles ans dans l'audelà!

Clearly not a Belgian as there is no mention of chocolate!

[StephyMerirosvo]

... and French fries... that are in fact, Belgian...

[E.Raser]

vandal wrote:

Je vous ferai manger du spaghetti par l'anus pendant milles ans dans l'audelà!

Clearly not a Belgian as there is no mention of chocolate!

Clearly the reincarnation of Pierre-Jacques-Etienne Cambronne.
Who, calling upon secret weapons at the battle of Waterloo, generally known from english, did nor save his celestial buttocks.
However the vandal shows a kind of reasoning that is very strange for a barbarian like him

[black bart]

I couldn't agree more - I always wondered how we managed to win the battle of Waterloo - we never have any luck in the Eurovision Song Contest!

[Swatopluk]

Maybe Wellington won by singing so dreadfully that the French fled in panic .

[beagle]

We had Abba, (as welll as Blucher and Napoleon's haemorrhoids) as allies.

[Swatopluk]

I don't know anything about Swedish participation in that war of a hundred days (but the descendants of Bernadotte, marshal of Napoleon, still hold the throne in Sweden).

[beagle]

It was Blucher that swung it. It's a little known fact every time his name was mentioned all the French horses went berserk. Ours had been fitted with iPods. It's in the secret files at Sandhurst.
(Have I out E.Raser'd E.Raser yet?).

[Swatopluk]

I suspect that the solution is simple: Napoleon used Microsoft Battle Manager 2.05. That always crashes when one army marches off the field and another comes in within eighteen hours while the cavalry is below 80% battle strength (the so-called whinny bug). Wellington used Linux Battle Penguins 5.73 instead.

[black bart]

I'd like to see the text books that are being quoted from here!!!!!!!!

But the history of 'Eurovision' is something you Americans probably don't understand - if you did you would know Yurp for what it really is!

Actually if we Brits understood it we might have a chance of winning...nul points!

[Swatopluk]

I do pity those silly fools that try to learn history from mere textbooks...

It's so difficult to rent the field of Waterloo these days. And I usually run short of 2-3 esquadrons heavy cavalry and three half-batteries of 9-pounders.

[black bart]

You need a good pair o Wellington Boots for all that Belgian mud aswell!!!

[Swatopluk]

Even my computer usually boots successfully

[don juan]

A poil le crétin !