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Re: New to this world... the Theory of Intelligent Falling!

Postby Tickle on Sat Mar 04, 2006 10:32 am

MaxHedroom wrote:I leave you with one more thing to consider .. . In October 1973, Swedish sweet maker Roland Ohisson of Falkenberg was buried in a coffin made of nothing but chocolate.


I know what I want to happen to me after I die now!!! Thanks Max. :wink:

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recent convert.

Postby Turtleherder on Mon Mar 06, 2006 5:04 pm

I discovered this site a few weeks ago and have come to believe that it represents the closest approximation of my spiritual center. Also I have been a river rat, river pirate, my whole life and therefore am drawn to the trappings and rituals of the FSM and pastifarianism. Also can anyone tell me how I can change my heading under my avatar?
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Postby Alpaca on Mon Mar 06, 2006 5:05 pm

That's your rank, which changes as you post. It's nifty! Welcome!
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Postby Poo Poo Man on Mon Mar 06, 2006 11:12 pm

Zuh. Sure.

Well. Hi?

Just another Pastafarian here.
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Hello

Postby rottiluv on Tue Mar 07, 2006 12:29 am

Hi there, I heard about HH FSM a few months ago, but unfortunately thought that the person was just making a joke. He finally set me straight

Being from Canada, we're not having the creationism debate about our schools (that would mean schools would to buy new text books, ones that don't say that "one day man may walk on the moon")

But where the US leadeth, Canada followith... (usually around the time the US decides that maybe it was a bad idea in the first place)
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Postby Alpaca on Tue Mar 07, 2006 7:33 pm

Welcome to both of you. Enjoy yourselves.
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Postby Hawk on Wed Mar 08, 2006 4:50 am

Hello everybody,

I'm a very recent convert who has seen the light. The connection between Pirates, Global Warming, and FSM all make sense now. I am ready to start spreading the gospel in my personal life and my workplace.

I intend to have a deep discussion with my wife about becoming a Pastafarian... Since she's half Italian, I'm sure she'll have no problem accepting a Flying Spaghetti Monster into her life. :wink:
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Postby Spatula on Wed Mar 08, 2006 5:10 am

welcome. Good to see people following the Power of the Big Red Sign...
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Postby AFTERGLOW on Wed Mar 08, 2006 11:10 am

Welcome to all who now walk these decks... joe e ;)
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg..

Ahoy, me Hearties!
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Postby Captain John Rackam on Wed Mar 08, 2006 12:04 pm

Ahoy Pastafarians

For three-score years I've wandered the earth,
For seven I've sailed the sea.
Searching for meaning,
Searching for light,
Searching for passion, for glee.

But in none of this time have I searched for
The noodliness that must lay within
Every man, woman, child,
Fish, frog, rhino and cow,
That inhabits this Earth full of sin.

So I turn to our Noodly Master,
He who preaches to do only good,
And to think for ourselves,
For we are only shells,
For the spirit of Noodly love.



I think I'm going to be happy here.........
The sea, washing the equator and the poles, offers its perilous aid, and the power and empire that follow it... ''Beware of me,'' it says, ''but if you can hold me, I am the key to all the lands.''
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YYAARRRRR!

Postby black bart on Wed Mar 08, 2006 12:33 pm

YYYAAARRRRRRR!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Postby Captain John Rackam on Wed Mar 08, 2006 12:48 pm

YYYAAARRRRRRR! indeed, black bart! YYYAAARRRRRRR! indeed.......
The sea, washing the equator and the poles, offers its perilous aid, and the power and empire that follow it... ''Beware of me,'' it says, ''but if you can hold me, I am the key to all the lands.''
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Postby Mary Read on Wed Mar 08, 2006 10:23 pm

Best ye be makin' some room fer a lady, Me Hearties!

I be the reincarnate of Mary Read, and I be claiming a plate of pasta in reverence to His Noodleness.

:fsm_yarr:

(coincidence about the Rackham thing...) :?
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Postby Spatula on Thu Mar 09, 2006 3:49 am

seein that wench pirate whoop that scalywag in your avatar is actually kinda hot.
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Postby darren996 on Thu Mar 09, 2006 7:10 am

It reminds me of my first ex-wife... :mrgreen:
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