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by **Duke** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 2:13 pm

That's what ye get fer havin' such cuisine.

Duke

by **The Black Spot** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 8:19 am

black bart wrote:Now I has single handedly solved the terrible scourge o Fish Head Stew stench on board our pirate vessels - I was wonderin if I be eligible for a lottery grant to expand me pirate cloning facility.

Arr yer blaggard!

I knows yer only too well. Ye be planning to clone the fish head stew.

by **black bart** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 10:08 am

Curses yer guess is nearly right...

I was plannin on usin the money to build a Fish Head Stew factory to supply the Royal Navy!

That should give us control o the Seven Seas fer a while!

by **The Black Spot** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 10:25 am

Now ye'd better be a bit careful 'ere Bart. A factory dedicated t' churnin out fish head stew will be attractin' some unwelcome attention.

Ye'll be accused o' havin Weapons of Mass Production.

Arrrr...

by **black bart** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 1:12 pm

I also got a contract to supply the Royal Navy with ships once - it were called the Nottingham, lovely ship...sailed out to Oz and crashed into a rock off the Barrier Reef!

by **Swatopluk** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 2:36 pm

I thought the RN ran on rotten meat not fish.

by **black bart** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 10:05 am

At the moment I am workin on a Maggot Curry for the RN - it'll be a step up in cuisine for em!

by **The Black Spot** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 12:14 pm

Arrrr...

we 'ad a fondue night last week. 'Twere a great success. All me crew sat in a circle dippin bilge rats into a pot o' melted cheese. The entree dish of maggits on sticks went down well also.

We 'ad to end the night early after Stumpy Bishop got all excited an dunked 'is 'ead in the pot. The cook's bin grating his skull for 6 days now.

by **black bart** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 12:59 pm

YYYAAARRR I thought it were only Swiss pirates what hindulged in fondu nights. It were also Swiss pirates what invented the Swiss pirate Cutlass and the Parrot Clock!

by **Swatopluk** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 1:17 pm

The problem with the Parrot Clock is that it always goes to pieces at eight :wink:

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by **ChowMein** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 6:19 pm

YARRR Mateys,
The crews of the Raging Queen and Naughty Navel be anchored this moment dining on sweet vittles.
Ye all should crash the pasty whiles food is fresh from the oven.
They be in the South China Sea off Palawan Island,Yarr!
Unfortunately the stripping be done for this day but there be the morn!

by **The Black Spot** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 8:52 pm

Ye not be a friend o' E.Raser are ye?

by **black bart** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 9:00 pm

swatopluk wrote:

The problem with the Parrot Clock is that it always goes to pieces at eight

Yarrr all ye be needin is a box of AAAARRRGHTER eight mints then!

by **The Black Spot** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 9:02 pm

There be such terrible puns here that even ARRRRRRRRRRRthur Askey would o' flinched at 'em.

by **black bart** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 9:05 pm

YYAAARRRR...at least we've got the excuse that we've spent the last 4 hours downing Grog!!!!

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