Church, mosque, synagogue & ________?

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Postby voodooguru on Wed Sep 07, 2005 12:33 am

In His Sauce wrote:Since pirate garb is the mark of the evangelical sect of pastafarianism, it seems only natural that pirate ships be the place of worship.

And I'm announcing the start of a schism in the First United Church of The Flying Spaghettiism. You heretics of the noodly appendage beware, for it is by His Meatballs Alone that we are redeemed.

I'm calling it Ballism.

Relatively speaking, I'm new to FSM. Can anypirate tell me the difference between Pastafarian and Monsterist? Are pastafarians more into ritual and hence more big c catholic? Are monsterists more into the monsterous realities of Contemporary Existence and hence more Zen-Protest-Ant?

I feel more a decidedly more Monsterous pirate. My feelings on the place of worship are at

I would advise reading the footnotes first.

And should guests take it upon themselves to declare schisms? This, imho, seems problematic.
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Postby TBoneTheBovine on Wed Sep 07, 2005 3:26 am

Restraunt in Italian is: Ristorante

pirate theme, maybe: tavern
or maybe: crows nest

the crows nest is a lookout on a pirate ship near the mast (top part)
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Postby fourthgeek on Sun Sep 11, 2005 1:05 pm


Note the midgit in pirate regalia, beating his [edit]rapier[/edit] against a colander. This is to mock those self-righteous bellringers of the Christhedrals.
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Re: Church, mosque, synagogue & ________?

Postby Retrovertigo on Wed Sep 21, 2005 4:27 pm

Anonymous wrote:Spaghetti House of Worship?

I was thinking Spaghetti Warehouse. They served some of the best spaghetti I'd ever had. Also, wouldn't Captain Morgan's be like holy water? "Anyone who drinks [too much of] it will be harmed by the power of its holiness."
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Postby Irish Noodle on Thu Sep 22, 2005 9:52 am

Tavern would be a good choice, tying in with the FSM's desire for us all to drink copious amounts of beer.
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Postby Taichi on Fri Sep 23, 2005 5:35 am

I second the vote for Spaghetti Warehouse.......

and also submit: The Olive Garden
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Postby Skitarii on Fri Sep 23, 2005 10:43 am

imo there is no need to copy some religions an have some special place, every meal is prayer, every boarded ship is an offering :)
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Postby MusMusculus on Tue Sep 27, 2005 8:51 pm

Skitarii wrote:imo there is no need to copy some religions an have some special place, every meal is prayer, every boarded ship is an offering :)

RAmen, I agree with you Skitarii we don't need to have a Pastafarian version of everything that exists in other religions. But everyone needs a place to gather... and you gotta admit fourthgeek's sketch is pretty cool.
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Postby PyreDruid on Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:10 am

wouldnt the olive garden be something to do with creation, instead of eden?

oh well, colander is the best, ill add my support there
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Postby Brandx_40 on Sat Oct 01, 2005 5:28 pm

I humbly suggest The Galley.
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Postby The Chaplain on Sun Oct 09, 2005 2:38 pm

I would go with the Bistro.
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Postby Alohasoy on Sun Oct 09, 2005 2:44 pm

Personally, I support the Coliseum. My only objection to that is that its in Rome, which is already taken by a major world religion...but maybe that can work to our advantage.

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Postby black bart on Mon Oct 10, 2005 6:01 am

A radical suggestion here:

We could worship in all Cinemas whilst watching...Spaghetti Westerns!!

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Postby PrimeDjin on Tue Oct 11, 2005 12:19 pm

At table or in the kitchen seems a good idea for a place of worship but me I like to eat in bed (I know, it can get messy with all the parmesan and the sauce...). I also like to attack last night's pasta the day after, as breakfast; this I do in a stealthy manner, invariably while standing up...

How about somewhere in Italy but not in Rome - there's this annoying old person there who speaks in public about his disagreement with other people jerking off, eewwww.

How about Napoli? or Stromboli island?? they both have volcanos....
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