Oi was floating through the Mediterranean today, when Oi saw a sign for a garage weapons sale. I counldn't resist, aye, an I went over to Sicily, where Oi found a sale ya wouldn't believe! Oi get myself shiny-new swords for all de crew, and new tricorn fer myself!
"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."