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Re: Politics

Postby The Black Spot on Thu Feb 09, 2006 9:41 pm

black bart wrote:Bah, Playbilge is gettin too political ... I didn't raise the Jolly Roger to talk politics...I wants wenches and pictures of Big cannons...and more wenches, even Ginger wenches!!!! :roll:


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feast yer eyes on this picture o' Big Brenda from Madame Fifi's in Portsmouth...

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yarrr... ye may not be able t' see me first mate, but 'ee be under there somewhere.
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Postby Duke on Thu Feb 09, 2006 10:53 pm

OH MY FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER WE DID NOT NEED TO SEE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Dies*


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Postby FireFox on Thu Feb 09, 2006 11:01 pm

times like this I wish I had a hook
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Postby DaveL on Fri Feb 10, 2006 6:26 am

YArrrr...

O'im deeply disturbed...only because Oi couldn't find one quite like her.

YArrrr...O'im truly speechless!!
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Postby Swatopluk on Fri Feb 10, 2006 9:52 am

Concerning guns, isn't she a beauty (she is named Dora)?

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Postby black bart on Fri Feb 10, 2006 9:54 am

Black Spot wrote:

yarrr... ye may not be able t' see me first mate, but 'ee be under there somewhere.


AVAAAAAAAAST!!!!
He's probably havin a chin wag with the other half o my crew who went to see Big Brenda last month and never came back! :?
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Postby Duke on Fri Feb 10, 2006 2:10 pm

Swatopluk wrote:Concerning guns, isn't she a beauty (she is named Dora)?

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Now thar's a beauty.


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--Friedrich Nietzsche


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Postby Swatopluk on Fri Feb 10, 2006 2:24 pm

Really a girl for a good bang :mrgreen: !
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Postby Duke on Fri Feb 10, 2006 7:41 pm

And a southern pirate, telling you:

"Ya'll AARRRR crrrazy!"


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--Friedrich Nietzsche


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Re: Politics

Postby Tickle on Fri Feb 10, 2006 8:11 pm

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Didn't I see her on the slim-fast tin?
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Postby DaveL on Fri Feb 10, 2006 9:20 pm

YArrr...

Oi tried to get a Dora on me Arghhh 9000, but failed. Oi ended up usin' it to shoot Santa Down over Sydney, for which Oi was hunted down by several thousand angry children and shopping mall proprieters.

'eres me latest cannon which Oi purchased on a recent trip to Geonosis durin the Clone Wars, where I ran into Black Bart a few hundred thousand toimes.

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Bart can yer leave me Battle Droids alone next toime, for O'im runnin out of spare parts....Yarrrrrr...
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Postby Duke on Fri Feb 10, 2006 10:06 pm

Those things are over-rated, short range. I got a few (thousand) of these in the Galaxy Far, Far, Away.....................

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He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

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Postby DaveL on Fri Feb 10, 2006 10:15 pm

YArrr...

Oi also tried to get Brenda on me Arghhh 9000, but failed dismally...

Yarrrrr...those cannons be no match for me Sonic Blaster. Oi was thinkin of gettin a crew of those Geonosians for me ship.
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Postby Duke on Sat Feb 11, 2006 2:09 am

You think your sonic blasters can defeat turbo-laser batteries? Want to see what these things can do?

Here is a planet I hit with an orbital turbo-laser strike:
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I suggest a duel. Winner-Take-All.


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--Mark Twain


He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

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Postby The Black Spot on Sun Feb 12, 2006 2:32 pm

Arrr... time t' get back on track I reckons.

Now, Valentine's Day be approachin', an there be some lonely souls out there wi'out someone to share the day with. Wi' that in mind...

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Yarrrrrr...
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