I follow the teachings of beings capable of levitation without the use of inertia, which covers many things, people, and inert gases.
Open minded to take all the good bits from everything, and snacks when I can get them.
More bent toward Eastern things as they have more plausible myths and a better code of conduct. Well, many do, and it's the following of them is where it gets in trouble. Already I see scisms here in the land of the noodle. Rice, Formed Pasta, even Spaghetti squash (naturalists) all want in the Canon...
Snoopy is the proponent, of course, of the Dogma of the Joy of Suppertime,
interspersed with mystical journeys to the sky to battle enigmas and makers of cheap pizza.
Which has tomato sauce, which leads us of course back to the noodley.
Or, was this supposed to be serious? More Eastern than say, not Eastern.
But if one is east of Asia, is it Western? Oh, I can't be serious. Really.
Waiting for the time when someone finally knows how the world could be made a good and happy place,
an idea that was right, would work, and no one would have to get nailed to anything.