INTERNATION DEVELOPMENT - PLEASE READ

[Aslak]

Allright, so i though abit about this, and i wrote a e-mail to Bobby, and he agreed with me. So, please read my e-mail to him below, and you'll understand what this is all about:

First of all, let med introduce myself. My name is Aslak Werme, I am 17
> years old (male) and I'm writing from Norway. I recently read about FSM at a
> Norwegian newspaper's website. To say at least, I laughed so hard my tears
> went rolling. I also searched the web and found your website.
> I think this is some of the most genius stuff I've read\heard about. I
> certainly think ID is totally wacked (luckily we don't have this in Norway)
> and I certainly admire your original and humorus way to protest about
> organized religion, cause that's also the way I see it, a parody of any
> religious massehysteria.
>
> So, the thing is. I would really like to spread the world about FSM here in
> Norway. Make a big fuzz out of it. By this mean, make flyers, leaflets, or
> even a Norwegian-based section. A website, whatever. So my question is, what
> about memberships? Are you still developing this?
>
> For Norwegians, and people from all over the world of course, to have a
> chance to be a part of FSM would be great. But there is something you would
> have to figure out of first, would'nt it? A deeper theory, and practical
> sides of it. Like, what about priests? When f.ex. Christianity has priests,
> we could have Captains, Admirals etc for ranks, instead of Priests, High
> Priests, Bishops and so on…Maybe people could have different ranks based on
> their involvement in the movement.
>
> Think about it, and let me know what will be possible.
>
> HAIL AND EAT!

[Dorby]

aye me hearty.

Sounds good, as long as I can claim Captain of Newcastle Australia.... hahaha, me and my flock of loyal pirates... hohoho, now pass me the rum laddie

[VeryGnawty]

Aye. We should have Captains, and Deckswabbers, and Barnacles.

Aye.

[Lynne]

Aye. We should have Captains, and Deckswabbers, and Barnacles.

Aye.

Are there any positions still open for barnacles? I think I would really like to be a barnacle. Especially after that nasty old song, "Barnacle Bill the Sailor" that we used to overhear the older kids singing in the other room where we weren't allowed to go.

[Reverend RAB]

Count me in My ship may be a crew of 1 But Im willing to go out and convert the masses in Basingstoke UK..

[Cerberus]

Ay it has been on discussion for a while (with little agreed on), i like Aslaks nautical theme, but before we start claiming titles the kinks need to be ironed out and a sort of cursus honorum set up so that promotion is in the works.

It will take time so be patient.

[Reverend RAB]

obviously we must be patient we do not want to rush into things and dail the great FSM by not being prepared. If there is anything that I can do let me know
All hail

[TomatoBeard]

I'd like to be a barnacle. I read recently that, relative to their overall body size, that male barnacles have the largest... er, female-pleasin' organs of all male animals!! I guess if you're stuck to a pier somewheres and would like to knock on your cute neighbor lass's door, this is helpful.

[Noodlyoodly]

Tomato Beard,

Contrary to popular belief, the largest female-pleasing organs, as you put it, are men's brains. That is why it takes so long for women to find really great men.

But the amazing thing about The Great Noodliness, the FSM, is we can celebrate Him/Her by using both our brains and our hands to create the Holy Meal.

[TBoneTheBovine]

I just want to point out that the female orgasism has no practical function. The clitorous is merely an organic anamoly like nipples on a male.

However, I am not denying that insane women do enjoy their clitori.

[Noodlyoodly]

a) If you are referring to the female orgasm (note spelling, please), there has been research done that suggests that women who have orgasms retain the sperm of their lovers longer, enabling them (the women) to get pregnant more easily.

b) Is it insane to enjoy one's organs? The FSM would have us enjoy all of what He/She has provided.

c) What do sane women do instead?

[Cerberus]

Woah guys, gonna call the appropriateness police if this keeps going. TBone and noodly, i fail to see what clitorii have with names and ranks. If you can manage to enlighten me (through PM's) then this can continue as is. If not then put your minds on task or wrath of Auntee shall be called upon ye.

[TBoneTheBovine]

Well just pardon my flimsy morals!! :compute:

[amenabletopasta]

Aye. We should have Captains, and Deckswabbers, and Barnacles.

Aye.

Oi be liking the piratey nature o' these. Could we be 'aving an equivalent o' monk/nun, for those of us who just be wanting to 'live' a pastafarian life?

As for all this talk o' organs, surely thar be a more noodley instrument that us Pastafarians could use to please one another aurally? A bassoon, perraps? Organs just make me think o' churches...

[Spazz]

Could we be 'aving an equivalent o' monk/nun, for those of us who just be wanting to 'live' a pastafarian life?

Perhaps a Noodle Chef?