If yar be from the heart of the nation whose flag colours represent the Flying Spagetti Monster in all Its glory: the red of the sauce, and the white (arguably) of the noodle, state your business here!
AARRRR! I be proclaimin' His Noodliness here in South-Central Ontario! I've proclaimed my presence here in the Great White North in another thread here, but I be hopin' to find more mateys here in Ontario.
Ahoy mateys! I be a Northern wench meself. Greetings and noodly salutations to you all! Ontario be the place I call my home, within a short spaghetti monster's flight from Toronto. I be looking to hear what other Canadian pastafarians have to say.