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Postby mj on Sun Aug 07, 2005 1:18 am

Chinook is right. The link prefers not to be observed. Therefore, we consider it blasphemy. Away with you.
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Postby Monobrow on Sun Aug 07, 2005 3:07 am

No...the question is, does he appreciate fainting goats?

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Postby Capellini on Sun Aug 07, 2005 3:01 pm

I've never had good goat meat on pasta. I think that answers all questions.
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Postby KC Observer on Mon Aug 08, 2005 10:39 am

Goats are a diversion and not to be taken into consideration wehn it comes to His Holiness, FSM.
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Postby Mikey-g9x on Thu Aug 25, 2005 11:29 pm

Goats may be a mere diversion, but can you not make goat cheese? We can not deny the importance of cheese as a topping!
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Postby Cerberus on Thu Aug 25, 2005 11:38 pm

Goats cheese on pasta?! Blasphemy i can only shudder at how bad that would taste. Goats cheese is way to salty to go with the smooth taste of pasta.
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Postby Noodlyoodly on Fri Aug 26, 2005 5:25 pm

We may have to take this one case by case..

When a steaming plate of pasta with sauce is placed before it, if the goat in question digs in and swaggers around happily afterward singing goatlike shanties, and then consumes dark chocolate, I would say that this goat has obviously been touched by the Noodly Appendages and has been blessed by the FSM.

And similarly if a goat gives extremely luscious milk upon thinking of the FSM, how can we not embrace him/her as a brother/sister?

However, if a goat feasts on newspaper, twine, and wet rags, but turns up his/her nose at the Holy Provender, it is safe to say that this goat is no friend of ours!
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