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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby George the Minister » Sun Aug 17, 2014 2:41 pm

Hey there, I'm George, I was Ordained a Minister by His Noodliness and His Apostle Bobby Henderson

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roy Hunter » Sun Aug 17, 2014 4:27 pm

Welcome, George. Watch out for the inappropriate coypu, the exploding badgers, and of course Nef Yoo.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.

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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sun Aug 17, 2014 5:03 pm

will come noe purpureals

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby el Scuzo » Wed Aug 20, 2014 9:01 pm

Hello, I was touched by His noodley appendage today around noon thanks to then undying faith of a friend. In way of introduction, I like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain, I AM into yoga and ai have most if my brain. Also I believe the band Gogol Bordello has channeled His spirit in musical form. :drinking:

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Cardinal Fang » Thu Aug 21, 2014 2:47 pm

Welcome el Scuzo

Look out for the shark infested tofu and you'll be fine

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby DavidH » Thu Aug 21, 2014 3:40 pm

Greetings, earthling.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Cardinal Fang » Fri Aug 22, 2014 1:36 pm

How dare you

I am from Viltvogel VI!

(Anyway welcome)

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Aug 22, 2014 4:38 pm

(Actually I think DavidH has been here for a while, but maybe he doesn't remember that?)
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby TwistedSister » Sat Aug 23, 2014 7:23 am

Hi, I'm not new here............ :lol:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roy Hunter » Sat Aug 23, 2014 9:27 am

TwistedSister wrote:Hi, I'm not new here............ :lol:
Welcome back, Twisty! Always nice to see returning friends.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby DavidH » Sat Aug 23, 2014 9:47 am

Hello, Twisty! Very good to see you back. :love:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby insurgus » Mon Aug 25, 2014 12:47 pm

Lord Flying Spaghetti Monster, Son of Starch, have mercy on me, a recovering celiac.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Cardinal Fang » Mon Aug 25, 2014 3:39 pm

Welcome insurgus.

Look out for low flying brocolli

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby pastajohnson » Wed Aug 27, 2014 9:48 am

Arhgggghhh......... :lol:

New Pastafarai convert over here. Looking to learn a little more. Look forward to speaking to some of you zealots in the near future...arghghh...


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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Cardinal Fang » Wed Aug 27, 2014 11:49 am

Welcome pastajohnson

Beware of the exploding jello shots and you'll be fine

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