The Continuous Salty Tale

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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Seaman Staines on Sat Jun 07, 2014 11:16 pm

Tesco gourmet and horseradish sauce
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It'll wash out.
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Jun 09, 2014 7:03 am

...garnished with a pork pie and chocolate sprinkles, in the style of...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Sun Aug 17, 2014 5:16 pm

...thee gallurping gooermay, wot mayks yer chunder down under...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby ChowMein on Wed Dec 31, 2014 4:43 pm

... thee quarterdeck whilst ...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby DaveL on Sat Jan 03, 2015 7:12 am

...emptyin' the bucket of...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Wed Jan 14, 2015 10:54 am

... shavin cweem wen he smelt sumfim foul , " hay , wot arsehole dun farrtid ! ? " , he gasped ...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby DaveL on Wed Jan 14, 2015 8:43 pm

...while also letting go a big...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby ChowMein on Wed Jan 14, 2015 9:18 pm

...mushy...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Jan 15, 2015 5:27 am

...horse. Hey! That echo is back again!

Anyway, it looked like a number four on the Bristol Stool Chart, which always reminded him of...
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby DaveL on Thu Jan 15, 2015 2:57 pm

...getting mail that keeps disappearing before you get to read it...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Monobaz on Thu Jan 15, 2015 4:04 pm

..........which prompted the bosun to say: "why you have the same trouble with your trousers as I do!"
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Jan 15, 2015 4:27 pm

...er...

No, I was going to write something, but then I changed my mind and deleted it.

Annoying, that, isn't it?

Anyway, the problem with the trousers in question was...
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Thu Jan 15, 2015 6:57 pm

...a lack ove ...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Monobaz on Thu Jan 15, 2015 7:20 pm

..........elastic in the waist band so they.............
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Sat Jan 17, 2015 4:23 pm

... git bak on da bus , furgit bowt dus , poit tha blaim onna meeeeeeee , if hi doan seas dat ...
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