Roy Hunter wrote:If you see a man with a beard wearing a hat, you might wonder if he was Jewish or if he had a cold head. If he's wearing a yamulke, you're sure he's Jewish.
Ah, but if he's wearing his hair in those noodly ringlets, then he might be Jewish and/or Pastafarian. It's all very confusing.
But yes, in the eyes of the Great Globular in the Sky, pirate hats and colanders are likely equal. But to the heathen world, colanders are likely to have fewer misconceptions attached.