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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby DavidH » Wed Mar 12, 2014 12:44 pm

You're banned because that's your job. :haha:
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Mar 14, 2014 8:56 pm

^ you're banned for bagging Roy before his probationary period is up.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Mar 14, 2014 9:04 pm

You are banned because I am not on a probationary period, I'm just deciding whether I want the job or not. The pay's OK, but the executive washroom is lousy. Decisions, decisions...
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Mar 14, 2014 9:14 pm

^ you're banned for wanting your cake before it's been baked.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ham Nox » Wed Apr 09, 2014 5:14 pm

^ you're banned for being the negative nancy who tries to stop everyone from licking the cookie dough off the spoon.
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............................P(X|A) * P(A)
P(A|X) = -----------------------------------
...............P(X|A) * P(A) + P(X|~A) * P(~A)

If I have learnt anything, it is that life forms no logical patterns. It is haphazard and full of beauties which I try to catch as they fly by, for who knows whether any of them will ever return?
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Wed Apr 09, 2014 5:41 pm

^ you're banned for even trying to beat me to licking the bowl and spoon.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter » Wed Apr 09, 2014 6:30 pm

You are banned because doing ^ that stuff is illegal even in Holland.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Apr 10, 2014 4:53 pm

^ you're banned because "going Dutch" is so obviously a practice with Scottish origins.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ham Nox » Fri Apr 11, 2014 9:37 pm

You're banned for dutch ovening helpless kittens.
Bayes Theorum:
............................P(X|A) * P(A)
P(A|X) = -----------------------------------
...............P(X|A) * P(A) + P(X|~A) * P(~A)

If I have learnt anything, it is that life forms no logical patterns. It is haphazard and full of beauties which I try to catch as they fly by, for who knows whether any of them will ever return?
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Tue Apr 22, 2014 5:19 pm

^ you're banned for not posting those photos of you dressed as Hello Kitty.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter » Tue Apr 22, 2014 5:46 pm

You are banned for posting those photos of you dressed as Hello Kitty.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Wed Apr 23, 2014 4:43 am

^ you're banned for using its kitty litter tray then blaming the cat.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby DavidH » Thu Apr 24, 2014 5:36 am

^ you're banned for not using the kitty's litter tray then blaming the cat.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Apr 24, 2014 9:18 am

You're ^ banned for buying a dog just to blame and banish for your flatulence.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter » Thu Apr 24, 2014 10:46 am

Milo just sent me a text message. He says you're banned for cruelty to dogs.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.


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