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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Dec 23, 2013 11:08 pm

^ thinks the object of the downhill ski is to knock over all the flags.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Pete Byrdie » Thu Jan 16, 2014 3:07 am

^ has been skiing through the forums knocking down all the signatures.

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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Jan 16, 2014 4:27 pm

^ paid a small fortune for a custom signature without checking whether it fit.

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Re: Lies!

Postby Pete Byrdie » Fri Jan 17, 2014 3:36 am

^knew my signature was too big when he charged me for it! Grrrrr!

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Re: Lies!

Postby Ham Nox » Fri Jan 17, 2014 3:51 pm

^ charges extra for his 'deluxe' size package.

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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Jan 17, 2014 4:05 pm

^ likes to get her money's worth but doesn't think size matters.

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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter » Wed Mar 12, 2014 10:46 am

^ has been spamming up this thread for two months, but I have been using my evil mod powers to block all ^'s lies :evilgrin:
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Re: Lies!

Postby DavidH » Wed Mar 12, 2014 12:42 pm

^'s mystic banning powers come with the Dalek helmet.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Mar 14, 2014 9:07 pm

^ didn't try out for a part as a Dalek because he is convinced their catch-cry is INSEMINATE!! INSEMINATE!!
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Re: Lies!

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sat Mar 15, 2014 12:41 am

^ did try out for a part as a Dalek because he is convinced their catch-cry is DEFICATE! DEFICATE!
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter » Sat Mar 15, 2014 5:44 am

^Is totally fine and relaxed about the whole Loose Canon thing.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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Re: Lies!

Postby DavidH » Sat Mar 15, 2014 2:27 pm

^ could get that helmet off his head any time, no problem - if he wanted.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Sat Mar 15, 2014 4:09 pm

^ took early retirement after being caught "juggling the books".
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ham Nox » Wed Apr 09, 2014 5:24 pm

^ lied about being able to juggle in a job interview... for a circus.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Wed Apr 09, 2014 5:39 pm

^ performs as Ham Solo in a stand-up comedy routine with R2D2.
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