Dear H'Auntie Blackbored
PRIVTAE aND CoNFEDENTAL
H'as ye h''ever 'ad Black Bart h'over a barrel (specciul brew or otherswize) ?
The Pirate Statisticle Board be h'investigatin' quality of care for seafaring folk.
Please address reply ter CQC: Portsmouth, Sea-farin branch.
Yours Lordy-lordy Treadmill-Incencus
Grand Deducer Watson of Sherlock. NoName, no pack drill. Astral zone changed five times a day (flexible). Great at manifesting parking spaces by thought control. Hatred of terminology of survivors and commitment to win-win reality.