NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

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The Black Spot
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby The Black Spot » Tue Aug 07, 2012 8:54 am

black bart wrote:...I could feel thee spray on me face an smell thee wind.


Arrrrr... that'll teach ye t' hang around the toilets in the Admiral Benbow.

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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby black bart » Tue Aug 07, 2012 10:42 am

Arrr the smells, sights and sounds of thee Benbow...tis almost as bad as Newcastle on a Saturday Night.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby NoClu » Sat Aug 17, 2013 1:34 am

Dear Aunty Blackbeard,
I be new at this and ask for your tolerance and patience.

I've been sailin the past 20 yrs with the same wench who has now abandoned ship. All in all, it's a good thing, though my ship is still turning to catch a clean breeze in the mainsail. I look forward to sanding the deck and clearing for battle once again. Here's hoping that the wind will blow true and the course set firm for better days...

Once granted permission to board, I look forward to exploring this community. :zen:

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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby ChowMein » Sat Aug 17, 2013 2:14 pm

Welkum abord matey !

Oi don't noe ware Auntie be these daze . prolly still having her beauty nap . if so oi don't expect to sea her for sum toime . Argh .

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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby linzi » Wed Jan 22, 2014 2:57 am

I'm new but eager to meet aunty blackbeard and learn from her. I suppose her beauty rest end by now.

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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby Ravi Oli » Wed Jan 22, 2014 4:45 pm

Dear linzi
Oi herd Arrrnty be makin' 'er fortune at 5 doubloons a minit doin' phone sex. She 'as got thee soize 'n figga as 'er beer fridge from moistenin' 'er throwt w'beer 'n chocklit awl day an will take thee fire dept ta get 'er owt b'for she can reploy ta 'er loyal [non-payin] fans 'ere.

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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby Ignotum » Mon Sep 08, 2014 4:51 pm

I don't like the pirate issue in this religion... Anyway I am already in the ship. Arrrrgh! :lol:
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby fremont » Tue Sep 30, 2014 4:23 am

Contrary to other. I dream to be a pirate one day.

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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Oct 15, 2014 11:30 am

Halloo noow PYRETZ!

rrrrrrrrrr
:nefyoobash: :nefyoobash: :nefyoobash:

Hi thee infymuz capin Nuf Yoo BackBear!
I hear ter teach yer speek pruper.

but Fus, yer gotter brung me peetzer

an choklit mulk. :whip:

Fank ye
:welcome: :fsm_float:
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby Griffin » Sun Oct 26, 2014 2:37 pm

Aaaargh! Strictly speakin' Oi not be knew but Oi 'as bin away on the high sees for sum time an Oi got thru so many peg legs Oi mite as well be knew.

Anyways I not be serproised ter see neffuu 'ere 'cos 'e was allus wun fer 'anging arownd the grown hups.
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby DavidH » Mon Oct 27, 2014 6:06 am

Welcome back on board, me hearty!
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Welcome home matey, you know the drill!!
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Postby Monobaz » Tue Nov 11, 2014 6:57 am

Just seeking a point of clarification here: Who or what is Bing.[Bot]?
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby DavidH » Tue Nov 11, 2014 7:48 am

Search Engines send these "crawlers", which are software entities, to forums, etc to mine quotes. This bot was sent by Bing.

http://www.bing.com/webmaster/help/which-crawlers-does-bing-use-8c184ec0
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby RevWrongway » Fri Dec 26, 2014 9:22 pm

Aye be approved t' th' main boards so Aye come t' sign aboard here. Whar be th' capt'n & who should Aye be keepin' an eye on?
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