The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Dec 04, 2013 9:10 pm

Arrrgh, yer crewe be considdern joinin' thee King's Navy jest t'himprove their werkin condishuns.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Mon Dec 09, 2013 5:36 am

Arrrggghh yer crewe rekken yer catte eats betteren wat ye cooks up fer them.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Mon Dec 09, 2013 6:37 pm

ooooo unka wabi ya soooo notty i gonna band ya an I gonna tell yer mummy not ta chanj yet dyaparr an ya gonna B alllll tinky an stuf an alla big pywitz not gonna lit ya on der shupz an din ya gonna B suury an stuff rrrrrrr
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Dec 11, 2013 1:04 am

Arrrgh, yer cant barrrghk wiv thee bigge dogges wen yer still peein hunder thee porrrghch.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Dec 11, 2013 4:28 am

:worship: Arrrhhhh Oi'll paye ye in gold fer thart wun pieces. :haha:

Go to thee toppe of thee class... but leave yer books coz ye'll be back.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby pieces o'nine on Sun Dec 15, 2013 7:12 pm

Arrrgh, *this* toime yer gold better be *reel* ye onnerrrghary scotch perrghson.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Dec 17, 2013 4:44 am

Arrrhhhh ye shuld be be 'anged, drorn an' quorted fer thee shoddy ACME producks ye sells ta roadrunner 'unters.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Hmmbug on Wed Jan 08, 2014 11:48 pm

Aaarggghh, ye've gat de nas'y hal'tosisis, landlubber!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby DavidH on Thu Jan 09, 2014 6:17 am

Yarr, ye don't know yer snaffle-iron from the mizzen tops'l buffling griblet.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Sun Jan 12, 2014 4:38 pm

Arrr sez ^ 'e whoze eyedear ov a sayling hadventure tis taking thee wench ta the 'Arrods Boxin' Day sayl.
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