The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Dec 04, 2013 9:10 pm

Arrrgh, yer crewe be considdern joinin' thee King's Navy jest t'himprove their werkin condishuns.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Dec 09, 2013 5:36 am

Arrrggghh yer crewe rekken yer catte eats betteren wat ye cooks up fer them.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon Dec 09, 2013 6:37 pm

ooooo unka wabi ya soooo notty i gonna band ya an I gonna tell yer mummy not ta chanj yet dyaparr an ya gonna B alllll tinky an stuf an alla big pywitz not gonna lit ya on der shupz an din ya gonna B suury an stuff rrrrrrr
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Dec 11, 2013 1:04 am

Arrrgh, yer cant barrrghk wiv thee bigge dogges wen yer still peein hunder thee porrrghch.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli » Wed Dec 11, 2013 4:28 am

:worship: Arrrhhhh Oi'll paye ye in gold fer thart wun pieces. :haha:

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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby pieces o'nine » Sun Dec 15, 2013 7:12 pm

Arrrgh, *this* toime yer gold better be *reel* ye onnerrrghary scotch perrghson.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli » Tue Dec 17, 2013 4:44 am

Arrrhhhh ye shuld be be 'anged, drorn an' quorted fer thee shoddy ACME producks ye sells ta roadrunner 'unters.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Hmmbug » Wed Jan 08, 2014 11:48 pm

Aaarggghh, ye've gat de nas'y hal'tosisis, landlubber!

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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby DavidH » Thu Jan 09, 2014 6:17 am

Yarr, ye don't know yer snaffle-iron from the mizzen tops'l buffling griblet.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli » Sun Jan 12, 2014 4:38 pm

Arrr sez ^ 'e whoze eyedear ov a sayling hadventure tis taking thee wench ta the 'Arrods Boxin' Day sayl.

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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sat Jan 24, 2015 3:40 am

Yer parwit be a bedder sayler din ye !
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Roy Hunter » Sat Jan 24, 2015 5:29 am

Yer parrot be better toilet-trained than ye. I'll wager it has a bigger vocabulary, too...
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Apr 24, 2015 7:28 am

HO !
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ye bee sech a wottin sayler ye kant ondo tha not in yer nikkers rrrrrrr
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.


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