Ongoing Pun Competition

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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Roy Hunter on Sat Dec 07, 2013 2:21 pm

A trolley dolly backed into the aeroplane's propellor. Dis-arsed-er.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Sat Dec 28, 2013 3:19 am

A Scottish farmer sees a Welsh farmer with two sheep under his arms and he asks, "Are you gonna shear them?” "Nope", says the Welshman, "they’re both for me".
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
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English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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