*bows respectfully on entering the forum*
In his infinite wisdom, His Noodliness inspired a journalist in Switzerland to publish an article
on FSM (just dismiss the 'subscribe' prompt).
And it came to pass that I read the article, and I saw that it was Good and thus I was appraised of the FSM;
And I am a fervent eater of pasta, verily, even with meatballs, although I prefer rigatoni to spaghetti because it leaves less trace on my shirt;
And although I prefer wine to beer, I am sure that His Noodliness will forgive me, because the wine is Italian and it's more effective than beer;
And I investigated FSM and browsed the forums and I fell on the Old Pastament and I was enlightened;
And I fell on the New Pastament and it came to pass that I was invested with great mirth and I cried out "Aaargh" because I had a stitch from laughing;
And I was converted.