Ravi Oli wrote:^ gives back the balls the neighbourhood kids accidentally kick/hit/throw over his fence.
Actually I do. The kids next door have strict instructions that if a ball goes over the hedge, they have to come and get it immediately. Otherwise the dogs will kill it, rip it apart, and leave bits of it all over the garden.
^ doesn't like talking balls.
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