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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Oct 21, 2013 10:58 am

*falls over*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Mon Oct 21, 2013 11:53 am

*kicks Roy's shin to pieces*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Oct 21, 2013 12:15 pm

*sees what ^ did there*
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Oct 21, 2013 3:49 pm

*gives Roy back his shin*

*frowns at RRR*

*takes cone-yak away from bacon*

All RIGHT, all RIGHT, keep your fur on!

*feeds Dom thee Danger Catte for gods sakes*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby bacon on Mon Oct 21, 2013 3:56 pm

* gives Dom thee Danger Catte a pound of catnip *
* puts a rotting fish in Piece's back pocket *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Oct 21, 2013 8:16 pm

*Puts a mix of 1/2 Sanka, 1/2 Nescafe in bacon's coffee maker*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Oct 22, 2013 2:18 am

*bans pieces for mentioning the 'N' word*
*Allows Milo to play with Dom thee Danger Catte*
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Oct 22, 2013 6:16 am

*reports Roy to RSPCA for endangering Milo*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Oct 22, 2013 10:04 pm

* reports Ravi to Crocodiles Unlimited *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Oct 23, 2013 7:05 am

*cleans pieces' glasses for her*
[if it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, must be a.... crocodile?]
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Oct 23, 2013 8:19 am

*releases all those crocoducks and fronkeys that we've been hiding from the creationists.*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Oct 23, 2013 9:06 pm

* calls a flash mob of Missing Links *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Oct 29, 2013 9:35 am

*yanks on ^'s chain and steps back just out of reach*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Oct 29, 2013 9:25 pm

"Out of reach?" Surely you jest.

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* demonstrates chain proficiency and Penance Stare *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Oct 31, 2013 4:15 pm

*plays ^ Unchained Melody on loop until her flaming hair is extinguished and her skull explodes*
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