Hello, fellow Pastafarians!
I recently felt His noodly appendage guide me from my heathen atheism into the wisdom of his hallowed sauce. I long for my beer volcano and stripper factory, but until I am released from my earthly bonds, I plan to sail the seven seas, spreading the word.
Also, I love animals (not in the perverted, Noah sense), science, and I drink lots of tea and coffee. I mean grog and rum. But mostly tea and coffee.
Arrrgh, me hearties!